Mr. Fucking Nice Guy

@Girl_Censored A fly fishing kit. Best and worst

What's the coolest corporate gift you've ever gotten? What's the worst?

@emkenobi You might own shares as I am publicly traded.

If you're seeing this tweet that means I own your soul btw

@emkenobi Caused by a windmill...

Thoughts and prayers to the thyroid cancer

@cnnbrk Probably caused by a windmill.

Pam Bondi is recovering from treatment for thyroid cancer. The former attorney general was diagnosed after leaving the Justice Department in April. cnn.it/4vgGNwb

@AntiTrumpCanada Is it windmill cancer?

Pam Bondi has been diagnosed with thyroid cancer… The Dow is over 50,000 right now!

@cwebbonline Waiting on a thank you from the gringos...

MAGA HEADS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE 🤯 🚨 A new Cato study found immigrants reduced US deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994. Not increased. Reduced. Even undocumented immigrants were estimated to have reduced deficits by at least $1.7 trillion. The very people Republicans keep villainizing are working, paying taxes, and helping keep the economy afloat while billionaires and corporations dodge taxes with loopholes their lobbyists wrote themselves.

I'm a morning person

@EastEndJoe OMG! Is it Windmill cancer????

Karma is a bitch!

@PastorAlexLove Why not axe Jesus for better air-conditioning?

I have been doing my own research on Climate Change. Key factors are that the sun in very hot and Earth is too close to the sun. I propose fitting massive rockets to CANADA to shift the Earth’s orbit a further 7 million miles away from the sun. This would SOLVE climate change

@TheAnaBraga Play some death metal over this and it looks like they are just slam dancing.

White maga men don’t know how to act in a cruise 🤣

@TheAnaBraga Much like the real thing, it rolls it's eyes at my jokes.

Say hello to my AI twin 😜

@PastorAlexLove That's JD's girl

Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this…

@podiatristdon @LondonRiverSFW 😅

Randy Fine not having a good day at the waterpark.

@theliamnissan You hate your own race? Why would anyone hate the SmokeFleet 5k?

😭

@AngelinaDDD2 It was 48 degrees here, earlier. 96 a few days ago. WTF?

It’s late May and I have my ski jacket back on. Want to ski? Hehe

Y’all think Chud The Builder fans like Ai?

Fucking dullards...

@LondonRiverSFW "In some cultures, that's considered a proper greeting." - My dad, probably

I mean… 🤷🏼‍♀️ He didn’t die.