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if life gives you lemons, spend 3 hrs watching youtube tutorials on how to make lemonade and then leave the lemons to rot in your fruit bowl

Mira Nair with her son Zohran

@elonmusk please may i have a little £1 million? 🙏

If only @Keir_Starmer & his government had done everything to stop the genocide how many innocent lives could have been saved? Instead they sold arms & provided cover & intelligence Government 'doing everything' to overturn Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban bbc.com/news/articles/…

@Keir_Starmer you’re a wetwipe

For too long, Britain has been addicted to cheap overseas labour — while 1 in 8 of our own young people aren’t in education, employment or training. I'm putting our young people first, investing in skills they need and ending our dependence on foreign labour.

@Keir_Starmer why don’t you “come for” the people who earn £millions from the UK economy each year and don’t pay taxes ?!?! that’s probably more useful than going after a refugee carpenter bro!!!!

If you work here illegally or employ people who do, we’re coming for you. Illegal working raids are up 40%. And we won’t stop there.

@Harley_N_Hill @PepMangione yes it did

@PepMangione This didn't age well.

@ProjectLincoln @jerrysaltz i was waiting for one of them to say grab em by the pussy :(

If you wouldn’t want your kids to say it, your President shouldn’t either.

First of all, I wanna hear from the bottom official

@saeedtaji God forbid I celebrate my birthday on November 9th unless Germans accuse me of celebrating the anniversary of Kristallnacht 1938.

@bmay Any tips how to watch the full debate in the UK? :)

I might make this my new ringtone. The man is completely insane.

watching Chappell Roan videos makes me feel like i’ve never kissed a man

@Danielvanpatte1 so truw, thanks for pointing this out

@marfawest Don’t think 6k likes is classified as “going viral” soz.

Can’t wait for pubs to open so i can cut down on my drinking

@simon_schama @bodleianlibs wow, a historian claiming protest is futile. amazing

@bodleianlibs oh well that will definitely free Palestine

For all you screenwriting gurus who think formatting actually matters, may I present the Academy Award nominated screenplay for ANATOMY OF A FALL.

@BernieSanders humanitarian disaster? was there an earthquake in Gaza, Bernie?

Antisemitism is a disgusting ideology that has resulted in the deaths of many millions. That does not negate the unprecedented actions of Netanyahu's right-wing & racist government. It is not antisemitic to demand an end to the humanitarian disaster in Gaza.

@LucyChalice surely Ted Hughes is Yorkshire?

I live smack bang between Daphne du Maurier and Agatha Christie, and a bit below Ted Hughes. 😌

Joseph Stiglitz, Nobel prize winner and one of the most important Jewish intellectuals in the world, adds his voice to debunk the narrative that pro-Palestinian protests on campuses is antisemitic. He calls it "normal human empathy": "What a large number of young people are expressing is normal human empathy. They don't want to see people die unnecessarily. And I think the pictures, the fact that tens of thousands of people have died, including lots of children and women, innocent bystanders, in the attack on Gaza, in a very short span of time, has had a horrific impact. And they're saying this is unjust. And it has brought back to the fore that much of the architecture of the world was shaped in a colonial era. And many of these people are from countries that themselves were shaped in a colonial era. So what I hear, and what's going on, is a real sense of empathy for so many people dying unnecessarily, and outrage at collective punishment, which is unacceptable. And it brings back to the fore reflections on colonialism and its consequences, that remind us that history doesn't just disappear, even if one would like it to."

consuming anything involving @lucyprebblish’s brain, whether a play, podcast or interview, never fails to bear copious human-condition-interrogating gifts

Life is not about how many Duolingo streaks you make, but how many moments take your Duolingo streak away

@holland_tom not enough lesbians took the survey :(

In January 1940, when the Daily Mail asked its readers to nominate the most annoying things about the War, women in uniform came top, then black-outs, followed by the BBC & over-officious use of torches. Unity Mitford was 14th, above the civil service & sympathy for Germany POWs