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@KitchenAidUSA X won't let me DM you — you may need to reach out to me.

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.@kitchenaid @KitchenAidUSA @KitchenAid_CA never dealt with such terrible customer service, especially around the holidays. Do NOT buy gifts from them! Inflexible, unhelpful, the customer service agent told me what I was asking for (a gift card to buy a new colour) was fraud??!

.@GeneralElectric it was 2 MONTHS to get a stove, then you canceled the order last minute with no notice after I called to confirm delivery tomorrow. Only option is to buy a pricier one & wait AGAIN. Worst customer experience ever.

NEVER order from @Vistaprint. I paid $41 in rush shipping that said would get to my house in 2-5 days. Was then notified most of my order will ship WAY after that. Called in and was rudely told ship dates are “not guaranteed” (?) and was promised a call back they never returned.

.@NoahKahan wondering if we can get some sort of plaque for being probably the first two people to show up to your concert in a three piece suit and formal dress?

Swifties, the vault is jammed! But don't worry, there are no blank spaces inside. We're in our fix-it era and will be out of the woods soon 🩵

@rail_ninja won’t refund me hundreds of dollars in tickets I couldn’t use after getting stranded TWICE, due to a strike — because I didn’t reach out within 10 days. You know, since I was stranded without transportation in a foreign country. NEVER book with them. Terrible service.

Reasons I now think the Grinch is a total dreamboat after this year’s re-watch: - Owns property in the mountains - Has a dog - Knows how to sew - Funny - Hates other people (relatable)

I have a working theory that there are only two types of people in EVERY relationship: the one who is obsessed with the Heard/Depp trial, and the one who has to hear about it incessantly.

@ZARA has the *single most* stressful and counterintuitive e-commerce site I have ever encountered. For example: how is a user expected to see this navigation bar, let alone somebody with #accessibility issues? 😳

Convinced men who don’t like Taylor Swift do not understand the brilliance of lines like “chemistry till it blows up, till there’s no us”

I’m so grateful I found out I have #ADHD because not knowing what was wrong with my brain was awful. But some days it’s overwhelming to know it’s not something I can just get rid of/fix/cure (especially on days my ~system~ does not work 😩) #adhdtwitter

✏ @gabrielledrolet spent most of her life feeling like she was barely getting by. No matter how much effort she put in, she was always falling behind, everything just beyond her control. tgam.ca/34JYv40

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

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“Slideware” is the worst business word I have ever heard

Oat milk really out here doing the most