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Maria Hollinger

@mariahollinger

Well trained in the art of sleep deprivation, carelessness, subliminal messaging and being a total badass.

Auburn, Alabama Katılım Mart 2011
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We make our own fortunes, and then call them fate
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I miss getting tip-outs as a hostess in college. Anywhere from $6-20 from the shift before, just bonus cash you really didn’t earn. Mostly went straight to mama g’s or alcohol. Nostalgia at its finest, but damn I miss that surprise Monopoly money
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Dear people who don’t put their grocery carts back, I get most of my anger out by aggressively shoving mine into the string of endless and unconnected carts ahead.. I suggest maybe you do the same.
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Why did instagram have to make a second instagram
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Oh and then he asked me to scan the QR code and leave a nice review and I said I left my phone in my car and he said “look it up” bold move for a guy who has done nothing but infuriate me. 19 year olds don’t leave their phones bitch
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I shouldn’t complain but, being carded at 31 and being told “sorry I had to you look 19” go fuck off I’m literally a decade past 21 get a new job cuz you suck at this one
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Maria Hollinger@mariahollinger·
They say pressure makes diamonds how the hell am I still coal?
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Maria Hollinger@mariahollinger·
People talk shit, say they’re gunna get better. I hold my breath, I can’t hold it forever
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Am I the only one who has opened a can of mixed nuts thinking *healthy snack 😋* gotten halfway through it just to curiously peek and see About 36 servings per container
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Maria Hollinger@mariahollinger·
I feel for anyone with epilepsy if they’re in this lightning storm right now. Even my brain wants to seize out a lil bit ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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☀️ Dadgum🦈@DadgumYall·
Finished Gossip Girl. It had a shaky last couple of seasons, but it stuck the landing IMO. We wanted more early-2000s angst so now we're starting The OC for the first time. And it is delivering.
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Can I delete the word ducking from my phone dictionary serious question
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@jen_rudder @tacobell I feel you on that girl. Remember in high school when you could roll up with like the $4 you had left and order the whole menu
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