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being a lesbian who's obsessed with sister daniel

THIS POSE PHANNIE FOUND DEAD

🚬🫩 most expensive pride month of my life #hardlaunch #danandphil #helpthesetwinksmademebroke

"what do we do about this?" Call the army, the navy, the marines, the FBI, the police, the national guard, phil's mother.

Why do these two tweets give off the same energy?

@tozieresque they're okay ig...they talk about piss more than the average person

does anyone here like dan and phil

this is kinda how i feel after yesterdays ticket buying

dan and phil… if you see this… please include a zipper hoodie in the tour merch 🙏🏻😭

@splinges i've assigned my bestie to be on the hunt as well. worse case scenario, i just raid their closet LMAO

about to spend the next few months digging through every rack at the thrift store looking for purple clothes

damn even the wokepolice got dnp😭

@laniefalls I had to go to work immediately after being humbled by how fast everything sold out. and on top of that, I'd only gotten like 20ish mins of sleep so I was swaying and on the verge of passing out at a sonic 🫠

the sleep after that ticket war hit different 😭

me watching the tickets sell out and realising we are genuinely screwed if dnp ever decide to tour again

@AmazingPhil DONT EVEN JOKE LAD

ordering a pizza..

@gothwxtch not even silverrrrr 😭

so wheres the support group for people who didnt get vip 💔 we are all in this together

If you think about it, oct 19 2009 was also a hard monday

dan and phil i'm so sorry it makes no sense

i will be haunted by this for the rest of my life

@cryinandcraftin also congraduations 🖤

@cryinandcraftin you are stunning hello???

I know like no one is doing #phanniefriday but I needed an excuse to share a grad photo and this Phil pic I edited because I couldn’t find the one I was looking for

@lowkeyylavish I've been here since I was 7 ALMOST 20 YEARS DUDE 😭😭😭

i'm so so grateful i'm getting to see dnp at ALL but i've been here for almost 11 years so not getting m&g is kind of devastating me