Mark Holle

My profile says “Tries to see the best in everyone”. I really try to live by that. When I am tempted to reply in a snarky and attacking manner, I run it through my profile quote. I can’t tell you how many tweets were typed out and then deleted. I’ve never regretted it. Not once.

@JustineBateman @NewYorker Life comes at you hard from time to time. The mirror view reveals the good, the bad, and the great. Be grateful for it all because it causes you to cherish what you’ve had instead of being bitter. It appears Amanda chose wisely.

Amanda Peet is a great writer. Her complicated and devastating-sounding season for The @NewYorker: newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

@TheFieldOf68 What?!!

This didn't go in.

@mamboitaliano__ Praying for the chaos to end.

🚨 JUST IN, Rome, Italy 🇮🇹 Actor Shia LaBeouf loses his temper at a bar in Rome, shouting at a woman at a nearby table After being filmed in the hotel lobby where he’s staying, he was reportedly seen on the street yelling at some passersby So sad

@thecavedaddy I seem to recall Jacqueline Kennedy remarrying. I will bet she smiled and laughed a time or two.

If my wife had been shot in the throat on live television I’d probably be fighting every urge to not blow my shit smooth off. Her response continues to get weirder and weirder

@SeaConspira @Michael951413 Agreed. But open up the floodgates and you might start seeing TB, polio, measles, etc. because no one wants to take the risk. Covid was the worst thing ever for the drug companies. The called it a vaccine when it never, ever acted like one. We overreacted & an no one trusts.

@mark_holle @Michael951413 If they're hurting and injuring children consistently, with no liability... then that's a big f'n problem.

@MarkBerman_ Job 1:21

Prairie View A&M Coach Byron Smith, during his in-game interview with TNT, asked about what he needs to slow down Florida who were on an 18-0 run at that point: “We need some help from the Lord.”

@walterkirn Succinct.

Or yours.

@SportsGreatest0 Zangief?

What are they feeding these Florida fans?? 😱😱

@Old_But_Gold50s We are so fortunate to have people in our lives along the way. Better to remember that while they are still with us.

Victor Borge actually improvised on Monti’s Czardas with Anton Kontra on the violin (1970s) as part of an unplanned encore.

@RoRoFli Ka-pow!

I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy

@not_jeffepstein You never know what can happen in life.

Hello it’s Palm Beach Pete just another perfect day in South Florida, off to play some tennis!… I’m not Jeffrey Epstein.

@roikets This is brilliant.

😂

@4thOfJuly365 Physics was undefeated.

Damn, I remember the horror.

@Tiana_Celine_23 The key change…

Loren Allred absolutely nailed “Never Enough” on America’s Got Talent Fantasy League 2024! ✨ Her connection to this song is next-level. 🎤🌟

@fcbharrison Be gone!

This might genuinely be the funniest red card ever 😂 the audacity to still protest after that has me crying 😭😭

@KevOnStage Tang

If you pulled this out the fridge in 1988 what was in it?

@fesshole Be careful for what you wish for, my friend.

When my wife turned 50, she and I and our two kids went on a six-week European holiday - then when I turned 50 a few years later, she gave me a pen. She turns 60 next year and is making noises about another overseas trip, but I think I'll just use my pen to write her a card.

@adamcarolla I think you are underestimating her. She needs “exceptional” luck.

Good luck dope

@CinemaTweets1 I love the ending.

Ridley Scott’s Black Rain has so many things that I love in life. Andy Garcia. Michael Douglas. The Yakuza. Neo-noir. I don’t speak the same language as those who dislike this film. I don’t understand you. Coming in at just over 2 hours, the film’s length & pacing is perfect.