Mark B

@guppyfresh @latestinspace It’s your rite.

Real MEN don't celebrate birthdays🎂

I recently went to the World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.

What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.

What did the football coach say to the vending machine? I want my quarter back.

How do they do math on a farm? With a cow-culator.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just moments ago.

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected...

My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees.

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away. A whim away, A whim away, A whim away.

OleJaboPhobia

Pros: I make people feel seen Cons: I make people feel seen

Having a new creative project does feel like having a crush 💕

Sit back and enjoy the greatest football edit🇧🇷

Learn how to do hard things before you feel ready.

I’m so talented and it scares me. I might invent enjoyment

It took about 3 months to create this. Thank you for taking a second to like and share. Thank you.

Long time twitter

Farewell, great one 🕊️🕊️ .

Sad day for football community. Super Eagles legend, Peter Rufai is DE@D Popularly called Dodo Mayana. This is sad 💔