CALIFORNIA CANARY…

@brockm The British Empire was created because of Trade Wars…

I’m not predicting war. I’m telling you the conditions that precede it are already here. We’ve seen this pattern before. Most people don’t recognize it — until it’s too late. notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-time-of-…

@campbellclaret I’m afraid it’s true. I live in California and while not “every single person” wants to talk about the uk - if it comes up in conversation they are sad about our apparent demise. To most Americans, the uk is a festering Muslim state full of rapists and knife wealding maniacs…

These “patriots” sure as hell do all they can to damage the country they claim to love

@norwich_updates Damming with faint praise…

Sunderland boss Régis Le Bris on #NCFC: “They are a good team, strong in possession with lots of different threats. We will have to manage a tough game.”

@_The72 Above #NCFC

Where do Southampton finish in the Championship next season?

@pinkun @ringmagazine He probably doesn’t realise that “GOING DOWN” has a double meaning #NCFC

Excellent work from Jarrell Miller 👏😅 🔰 Wearing a #NCFC shirt at Portman Road ahead of his fight against *Ipswich Town* fan Fabio Wardley in June 🥊 📸 @ringmagazine

@humanmale1984 @pinkun Possibly. But the reasons spouted are non-sensical…

@mark_woodroffe @pinkun Assume if it was something else going on they’d just say he’s injured and leave it at that. Much simpler to hide behind a knee injury and then move on to the next question.

JHT on Matej Jurasek: “He is still feeling some pain, so it requires more patience with how we treat him. The scan actually looked okay. He’s a little bit exhausted and fatigued after travelling from another country to here and getting used to things.” #NCFC

@boydhilton WOAH indeed. Just finished and now need to decompress. Like a Shipmaker’s manual - riveting…

WOAH. #TheWhiteLotus

@BobRutler This is my new hero… #NCFC

Good news for Jacob Wright fans… #ncfc in a “strong position” to sign him in the summer, according to JHT. No decisions made yet, though.

@pinkun Tell us something we DON’T know… Even my over 50s team practice corners once a week and we have 5 effective set pieces. It’s not difficult. Sorting the defence is harder. Perhaps having defenders who can turn quicker than milk might help. You’re welcome. #NCFC

JHT: “We have scored more than 60 goals this season, but only three from corner kicks. We need to be better, as this should be close to 20. This isn’t down to Nick (Stanley). We have also conceded too many goals to be competitive.” #NCFC

@HarrySymeou And… the bloody match packages for foreigners who want to pay exorbitant prices. They don’t sing…

The Premier League is a tough watch at the moment. Title and relegation already pretty much decided, constant poor officiating, VAR delays, draining controversy & flat atmospheres in stadiums as a consequence of all of the above & the extortionate ticket prices.

@Thunderballs007 I don’t understand. I go there and there are no pictures. Just landing pages…

@footyawayday He looks terrified…

A group of 150 Southend United fans hired a ‘party boat’ to take them down The Thames to their match away to Sutton on Saturday, and they soon noticed that an American tourist called Evan was sitting quietly by himself, so they asked him if he was OK. It turned out that he had got on the boat by accident and thought he was doing a sightseeing tour of London 😂😂😂 They instantly adopted him as a new Shrimper, got the beers in, and even gave him a ticket to the match that ended 1-1. If you kept hearing the chant ‘Evan is a Shrimper’ on the radio - now you know why! 📸 Andy Ward

@NiohBerg Need to get out more….

We are approaching the one year anniversary for the most incredible moment ever filmed:

@NCFCTyler Yes, he seems to be ill disciplined…

cordoba is beginning to remind me of bassong. and not the player of the season one. the one that was captain in a 7-0 defeat and got dropped from the first team and thrown out on loan to watford

@NiohBerg Nike are going backwards. Everyone buys adidas now. Go woke go broke…

What are we changing exactly, Nike?

@SMERSHPOD Well deserved…

@maxrushden @JohnBrewin_ @BeardedGenius Trent is often criticised for his lack of defensive qualities but is it too simplistic to suggest that without him Liverpool aren’t an attacking force and Salah in particular, who never plays well without Trent? (the stats back this up)…

Tomorrow’s FW: Baz, @JohnBrewin_ @BeardedGenius Any questions?

@JamesBigg Let’s hope you’re right mate. Nice guy. Talks a lot of sense but there has been no progress. Most worrying is - who has improved? This is the sign of a good manager but I can’t think of anyone…

@paddyjdavitt Brilliant. Another crock…

Clarification on no Jurasek today #NCFC JHT: 'Felt something in his quad first five mins of Fri session. Now we await a scan. It is super frustrating. I have to be honest.'