Mark Bouton

@woke From border to border, And sea to shining sea, Whatever Trump touches, Gets worse than it used to be.

@chrissyteigen Nailed it, Crissy. He's a true PAB.

@ja_mott @washingtonpost Can his remarks come from a contusion? Confusion? Illusion? Who the hell knows?

President Trump shows doctored hurricane chart. Was it to cover up for "Alabama" Twitter flub? wapo.st/2zScgee

@jennyrachelpal @washingtonpost His special "magic marker" removes any mistakes.

@TruthToSurvive @washingtonpost Because he's the "chosen" one. Can we please choose someone else?I

@washingtonpost "I Never make mistakes" DJT

@JoyceSchneider1 If you mean a safety, such as on semi-automatic weapons. I read there was one revolver made long ago that had some form of safety. I never saw a photo of it, and I have no idea how it worked. But on other revolvers, there's no safety. The latch on the side is a cylinder release.

@markbouton So isn't there any way to lock a revolver?

As President Trump's most recent former Communications Director, Bill Shine, and his predecessors have learned, you simply can't "shine" poop. It's an impossible job.

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youtu.be/8T9yeV9oT2o?t=… Trump, please have someone read you the recent U.N. Climate Change report. Listen to it. Don't go to sleep. Have someone explain it to you. This is the biggest and most pressing problem in the world. Do something to make it better, not worse, for once.

Senator John McCain says he wants to be remembered as someone who served his country. Wouldn't it be great if Trump would try to serve his country instead of just trying to aggrandize and protect himself? Total loser. Sad. #nowitchhunt

@HankPRyan @LisaScottoline @sharilapena @SandraBrown_NYT @FionaJDavis @realsandiejones @SlaughterKarin Good for you and the others. Congrats.

Oh! This is unbelievably fabulous! Thank you! And what incredible company with @LisaScottoline and @sharilapena @SandraBrown_NYT @FionaJDavis @realsandiejones and @SlaughterKarin —I am thrilled.

@MarkWarner @rodriguez_linda And who would know better than Trumpy? Oh, how about every one of our intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

This is simply false. Directly contradicted by DNI Coats, who just sounded the alarm about Russia's "ongoing, pervasive efforts to undermine our democracy." I'll take Dan Coats' word over Putin's any day. twitter.com/megwagner/stat…

@WriteNowCoach Yes, they're more effective in their absence. Sort of like the overuse of those flowery, gorgeous and fantastic adjectives that string together so wonderfully. Here's to strong writing.

Those Adverbs. #amwriting #writingtips #quotes

Dear Mr. Trump: Another meeting with Putin? Really? Why not schedule a get together with the head of a country that likes and supports America? Oh . . . right. Well, damn. #screwRussia

@SteveSchmidtSES You're a wise and courageous man,, Steve. Unfortunately, too many people are not willing to face what's really happening in our government now and admit that they bought into false and empty promises and backed a man who should not be in any position of power. Good for you.

29 years and nine months ago I registered to vote and became a member of The Republican Party which was founded in 1854 to oppose slavery and stand for the dignity of human life. Today I renounce my membership in the Republican Party. It is fully the party of Trump.

Deft definitions: cray cray - Trump meets with Kim Jong un.

Best definition for a stable genius is a person who excels at shoveling horse manure out of the stalls, but who isn't fit mentally for doing anything else.

Be Careful What You Ask For (a poem) Seems it's the season to gloat without reason; for lying and cheating, criticizing and tweeting. Before it's all through, we'll be bluer than blue, unless we find a reason to oust him for treason.

@SteveMartinToGo But would't the table of contents take a lifetime to read?

How to tell someone's lying to you by watching their face read.bi/1QM6XAs via @BI_Careers