Mark Giordano

How long before kids are allowed to declare Cancelling as a college major?

After posting constantly, all year, about everything I did, I’d like to now share a montage of photos of everything I did all year. All the best for 2026

@NHL_On_TNT @BizNasty2point0 looks like a senior at an all boys prep school who’s been left back for 25 straight years.

As a certified dating coach I always advise guys, don’t get hot and heavy too soon. You should go on at least 6 to 7 dates with a woman before taking her to space.

@92In82 Agree. I’ve never been more disappointed, disgusted and annoyed by a Rangers team than this year. Last year a few people who cover the league said the Rangers were too soft to win the Cup. Last year I was annoyed by those takes. This year shows they were right.

I have been watching since the 91-92 season and this is the most unlikeable team I have ever watched. A bunch of losers who cried and quit when they got called out for their lazy play. An absolute heartless display of hockey and a coach who knows he’s gone and doesn’t care. I cannot wait for the overhaul to start this summer. Purge this entire thing from head to toe. #NYR

@OhRyanMead It’s bizarre how they seem to play better for Quick than Igor.

Breakaway Takeaways vs SJS: - It brings me absolutely no joy to tell you this. - They won, they made it look easy. (They couldn't keep the SO lol) - Georgiev helped. A lot. Thanks bud. - JT Miller seems to be okay - So annoying they can win games like this Your thoughts?

@OhRyanMead If you just win those 5, they’d have 85 points and they’re 2 ahead of the Devils. Absolutely pathetic team this year.

@OhRyanMead These are all bad but these 5 are inexcusable… 1. 8-2 to Buffalo (first game after the 4 Nations break) 2. 2-1 to Chicago 3. 2-0 to Nashville (Both bottom feeders whose seasons were already over at the time of the game) 4. 4-3 to the Pens w/out Crosby and Malkin 5. Last night

Here's a list of some of the most notable losses for this New York Rangers season in no order: 8-2 Loss to Buffalo Sabres 7-3 Loss to Columbus Blue Jackets 8-5 Loss to Seattle Kraken 5-0 Loss to New Jersey Devils 6-2 Loss to Edmonton Oilers 5-1 Loss to New Jersey Devils 6-2 Loss to Tampa Bay Lightning 5-2 Loss to St. Louis Blues 3-2 Overtime Loss to Colorado Avalanche 4-3 Overtime Loss to Ottawa Senators 2-1 Loss to Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 Loss to Nashville Predators 5-1 Loss to Los Angeles Kings 4-1 Loss to Buffalo Sabres 3-2 Overtime Loss to Dallas Stars 4-2 Loss to Florida Panthers 3-1 Loss to Anaheim Ducks 4-3 Loss to Pittsburgh Penguins 3-2 Overtime Loss to Toronto Maple Leafs 5-3 Loss to Washington Capitals 2-1 Loss to Calgary Flames And of course last night. Any particular loss sticks out to you?

@NYRFanatic Especially considering the preseason expectations, this is the most disappointing, disgusting and annoying Rangers team of my life.

I have absolutely no words for this team. #NYR

I watchedthe Oscars briefly in between periods of the Ranger game. The tsunami of ass kissing by presenters fawning over the nominees was nauseating. Go back to showing clips. It might make people want to actually see the movies instead of alienating them. The hockey was better.

@NYP_Brooksie Why not put Miller back w Schneider?! They played very well together last year. So much so, they dropped Trouba to the third pair in the playoffs. Makes no sense to me. Plus play Zac Jones and Mancini. The two new DMen are awful. Fox/Lindgren Schneider/Miller Jones/Mancini

This is what I would do. I would ask Blues GM Doug Armstrong for permission to talk to senior consultant Larry Robinson and offer the Great No. 19 million$ to spend a month tutoring K'Andre Miller. Why is it that every young defenseman--including Fox--has regressed under Phil Housley?

My brother gave my parents a new toaster oven for Christmas. Listening to their conversation about the directions sounds like it was less conplicated to launch Apollo 13. Houston, we have a problem 🍞 🚀

Walking around NYC during the holidays, there’s so much to take in this time of year. Including playing my favorite seasonal game, “Wet Leaf or Dog Shit?”

Instead of setting the time back an hour, you should set it back to when your politics wasn’t your entire personality.

CDC recommends not going outside today unless you’ve had two Eclipse Vaccine shots and at least one booster.

Earthquake on Friday. Eclipse on Monday. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw a Velociraptor walking down 3rd Avenue on Saturday.

“At least tell me which one of you is angry and which one of you is disappointed” 👩🏼👩🏼👨🏻

Thanks autocorrect! Apparently, you think I’m a raging alcoholic. I just texted someone “I’ll be there in 30 mojitos”.

Humans usually get better at something they do everyday. Like practicing a musical instrument. Not so with my Mom using her smart phone. Every spam email causes, “What the hell is this now?! Who’s this?!” I look forward to our 487th conversation about how she can just delete it.

“We didn’t have these outrageous prices four score and seven years ago…”

Monday Motivation: Whenever you’re feeling down and discouraged, always remember that the guy who caught the Super Bowl winning TD pass in overtime for the Kansas City Chiefs started the season with the Jets. You can improve any situation.