Mark Hardman

@SholaMos1 Being a racist just dissolves whatever point it is that you are trying to make

🙄Paula Vennells has the gall to shed White Woman tears at #PostOfficeInquiry. Bloody hell, she's utterly shameless!

@HazelAppleyard_ Yes - it also reminds me of Milk Gums, but when I spend more than 0.8 seconds thinking about that, I realise thats even worse

Does it make anyone else feel physically ill when people refer to br3asts as 'm!lkers'??

#wolfalice #giantpeach - wow

@Matt_Pinner Blackpool

Can you guess the city? 🤔

@BestOfDullMen Melted butter is why toast exists

@DreyfusJames Fava Beans for lunch then

“What I want is a view. I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water. I want to be in a federal institution, far away from Dr. Chilton…”

@miriam_cates You just summed that up perfectly 👍ps of no relevance i used to live in Oxspring, but am now an out of touch southerner

Anyone who truly believes in inclusion should welcome a ban on political ‘flag’ lanyards in civil service workplaces. Flags are used to show which side you’re on; useful when fighting a battle or political contest but needlessly divisive in a workplace or public institution. 1/4

@Halcruttenden No the furure is even more uncontrollable

I just coughed and it made me fart. Is this the future now? #ageing

@Voultar I hope you get through this

I want to thank all of you who've messaged me or sent positive vibes. I've calmed down and my emotions aren't so raw. So let me explain what's going to happen from this point.. I'm still selling my products, including all of my DIY kits, nothing changes as far as those are concerned. Some person(s) pried the door jam and warped the door opening, came into the lab, and pulled over my shelving. No, nothing "collapsed". The shelves, despite being overloaded, did not "fall". Someone forced entry into my lab and vandalized the quickest things they could (I'm assuming) and darted out before getting caught. The back gate was also opened, I never use this gate and there would be nobody here to open it. Below my home is a.. rough apartment complex.. School just let out for the summer a couple of days ago.. I am HOPING that this is the work of young, stupid kids and not some deranged nutjob from the internet. I'm honestly just overwhelmed right now, highly depressed and incredibly burned out by this. I will build this back. I do not want money or any sort of donations. That was never the point of my communicating this to you all. And what's more disturbing to me more than anything are the trolls who are going out of their way to say that this is some sort of money scam. To those who've contributed to that narrative, follower or not, you're blocked. That's disgusting and doesn't help me. Again, if you want to help PLEASE do not try to send me money or anything like that. If you need an RGB kit, buy one! Supporting my business is the best way to help me. SNES 2CHIP is going to happen. It's inevitable. I've worked far too hard on that to just puss out. Modding services will also return, it's just going to take me a long time. This was a lot.. Thanks, everyone. I'll keep you posted.

@Catsillyness Peanuts

Her name is the last food you ate

@MadScientistFF Perfect storage for toblerones

All suggestions are welcome, what would you do with this space?

@ilovenostalgia Nuts whole hazelnuts

It’s all you have to do…

@MadScientistFF Wine rack

Need ideas, what would you do with this nook?

@elonmuskDHF_ Twat, Turret, translucent, etc

Everyone, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be out of commission for a while. Someone ransacked my lab last night. Almost everything has been destroyed. Nothing was stolen, just destroyed. It looks like some of the online threats managed to materialize. I don't have the money to replace all of this because I've spent $30K on more flooding/house repairs. Quite frankly, I believe I'm done with this business. I'll check you all later.

@KurlyKrissy Nowt wrong with that 👍

Last time I posted s selfie a lovely lady kindly posted to tell me I was a whore for wearing a dress above my knee so thought I'd go even shorter innit 🤣🤣🤣💕❤️💕

@ocornut Work of art 👍

I realize that I forgot to post this important photo of a rhubarb pie I made a few weeks ago.

@Steveny178 Guys if anyone becomes aware of anything bad happening to John Fury please let me know, and I will luxuriate in the shadenfraude of knowing that this utter bellend is getting his comeuppance

The humbling of Tyson and John Fury is a beautiful thing. #FuryUsyk

@BellaCruz26 1.2.3.4.5 and 6 thanks for asking

Men, Which one?

@VeteranIrish “Well i went to Prague on a stag do a fortnight ago, and I ended up woth these puss filled scabs. If you just hold this copy of good housekeeping, I can show you”

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong, and I told you, ‘he said. The Receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter... Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.... FAFO 😁😁👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻