mark healy

miss me yet? okay, so who wants to hear some new stories about Conde’s elevators, including the origin story of yours truly? open.spotify.com/episode/7CTxg4…

Ask him anything...

Wait, so can I get a Tesla now?

Father definitely does not always know best, at least not in my case. Father Time open.substack.com/pub/memoirland…

The Wrong Guy open.substack.com/pub/markhealy/…

Don't worry about your evaporating 401(k)s, folks. You'll have social secur— Oh.

The Snob in 34B open.substack.com/pub/markhealy/…

When I was still looking for a job, a resume consultant advised me to delete a decade of work experience. here’s how that went. @unklekaren/note/p-159330959?r=1mgqg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@unklekaren/no…

Now can everyone finally stop buying every goddamn thing from Jeff Bezos?

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Will leave all that saving democracy for serious people, while I write about drinking with my kids. nytimes.com/2024/11/09/sty… via @NYTimes

Here's a good fact. Your chance of being murdered last year in America were about one in 15,500. But if you lived in New Your City, your chance of being murdered was much less––only about one in 21,000.

On the upside, at least the text messages have stopped

Sure, young white dudes broke for Trump. But Harris also underperformed with almost every kind of young person: young white women, young Black voters, and young Latinos. @PeterHamby digs in. puck.news/kamalas-wasted…

Can individuals be reduced to the cars they drive? We did our best to find out. businessinsider.com/united-states-…

How come no one knows where Barron is going to college?

Open tix prices are gruesome this year. I blame zendaya

Go on and swoon about the “new” LaGuardia. This is the smoking lounge at DeGaulle.