Mark Hutchinson

Delivery and uber drivers protest wages bro its because these jobs were meant for 20 year olds to pay for school not 45 year olds to pay their mortgage. In 1990, it was TEENS who delivered the pizzas to pay for their FIRST CAR.

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Kier Starmer flew to Armenia days before a local election - and committed £2 billion of YOUR money to an EU scheme with zero mandate. Was this his call to make? He stood in front of European leaders in Armenia and admitted the UK economy is worse than forecast. Then committed Britain to a £2 billion EU loan scheme - NO vote, NO debate, NO mandate. He didn't say it would hurt families. He said it would play out with the electorate. Not people. The electorate. DAYS before local elections, a politically wounded Prime Minister is making GENERATIONAL financial commitments on your behalf. The entry fee alone is £2 billion. Total interest across the scheme could hit £17 billion. STARMER HAS TO GO 🚫

Have I missed something as I don’t remember being asked if we want closer ties with the EU. Has anyone else not been asked? It appears that Keir Starmer has a free reign & does whatever he wants & no questions are asked. This feels more like a dictatorship.

We're literally on a space rock flying through the universe. Yet we still pay taxes. photographer: Connor Paton

@iancarterIM People sit in the milburn stand every other week and you complain because it is once a season! Get a grip man you southern pansie!

350 miles from the Amex to St James' Park and then about the same distance again up the stairs to this ridiculous away end. Watching #bhafc from just south of the moon.

@SkySports_Keith Can’t remember the last time I got 8 hours! Lucky to get 5!

🥱 💤 Eddie Howe says he struggled to get a good night’s sleep because he was anxious about today’s game: 🗣️ “I’ll level with you — I didn’t get eight hours sleep last night. There was a moment when I woke up…there was obviously an anxiety there. I really wanted the team to perform. I’ll sleep better tonight.” #NUFC

Keir Starmer was asked a direct question in the wake of the stabbings on "Golders Green." Does your wife, from a Jewish family, fear living in this country? His answer: "I don't want to personalise it to my family." Let that sit for a moment. This is a man who has built an entire political persona on personalising everything. His dad the toolmaker. His mum the nurse. His mum the patient. His wife the NHS worker. His uncle the sailor. His sister the cleaner. The tale of a family sat around a table struggling to pay a telephone bill. Every speech, every pitch, every moment of manufactured connection anchored in the same family, rotated on cue. But when a journalist asks a plain, human question, one that tests whether any of that means anything, suddenly it's too personal. You can’t have it both ways. You don't get to trade on your family when it softens your image, then retreat behind abstraction when the question cuts too close. That's not dignity. It's not even discretion. It's the instinct of a man who has spent so long performing authenticity that he's forgotten what it actually requires. Authenticity, when it matters, costs something. And in that moment, when asked plainly, he stepped back from the very ground he’s spent years standing on. Happen, his handlers have not told him his position yet...

Goodbye = God be with you Holy smoke = election of a Pope Breakfast = break the fast Holiday = Holy Day People have forgotten who they are, they don’t even know what the words they are saying actually mean.

@EdwardJDavey Whatever you say mate, nobody's listening anymore. British politics is changing so much faster than any of you people realise. We are going to take our country back.

When a tornado hits in 2027…👀

Following Phillipson disgracefully dismissing the concerns of millions of British women in Parliament yesterday, I have formally invited the minister to visit an area of my constituency where so many women feel unsafe. With no taxpayer funded security, let's see how she feels.

🚨 This is the most vile comment made by a female MP @bphillipsonMP in parliament, setting a new low that is hard to beat. She outright refuses to answer @RupertLowe10's question. She demonstrates a blatant disregard for the physical and sexual abuse of women and children by illegal immigrants, echoing the neglect shown by @UKLabour to the rape of children by Muslims.

This is funny, because when I asked the Environment Agency if they could clean up the unbelievable amount of rubbish on flood defence land they own on my river, they said no as they “don’t have the resources” to remove the rubbish. So I had to organise volunteers to clean it up for them instead. So the EA will prosecute others for having rubbish on their land, but leave their own land looking like an absolute shit tip. Here’s a picture of the disgusting state they were happy to leave the river in.

The “Hitler’s car” scene in Rat Race (2001) is pure chaos comedy. Jon Lovitz accidentally driving a vintage Mercedes into a WWII veterans’ rally is one of the wildest slapstick moments of the 2000s.

To save his own skin, Keir Starmer threatened his MPs with the loss of their jobs unless they helped cover up his misleading statements to Parliament. It is a disgrace that 333 Labour MPs chose to be complicit in that cover up. It is very notable that the Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister would not repeat his boss’s exact claim that there “was no pressure whatsoever” from No10 on the appointment of Peter Mandelson, instead trying to 'clarify' what he had meant. This is a government coming apart at the seams. They are more interested in their own survival than the cost of living crisis affecting hardworking families. Labour MPs will rue the day that they voted against this motion, because it is the day that people saw they believe there’s one rule for Labour and another for everyone else.

When Mark Wahlberg said he doesn't know Tom Cruise. “We attend different churches.” “I am at the one with Jesus.”

335 Members of Parliament voted against referring Starmer for a parliamentary inquiry. They no longer have an ounce of integrity left. I sincerely hope every one of them loses their seat.