Markie Sunderhaus

@CaileyBlair I JUST WATCHED THIS FOR THE FIRDT TIME YESTERDAY AND I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

This is important.

Find someone who looks at you the way you look at a Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich. 😍

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

Kid at Starbucks: “i want more ice in my hot chocolate” Dad: ”it’s your world kid”

Those that voted no- you disgust me.

The continued fight in our marriage is: Should syrup be refrigerated? What do you think Twitter?

**looks at Greg. Starts to think about how much I love him and am lucky to have him as my husband** *greg opens his eyes and looks back at me* “Close your eyes you freakin weirdo”-@GSunderhausJr #love

Tired of having to get out of bed and drive across town to attend service? Introducing Virtual Reality Church!

A Dutch church has kept worship going non-stop for six weeks to turn its church into a sanctuary for a family who faces expulsion. It couldn't do pull off the almost 1,000 hours of worship on its own, so it tapped more than 500 pastors to participate christianitytoday.com/news/2018/dece…

Your life really can be a musical if you sing to your dog all day.

I cover immigration. I like numbers. I brought the two together in this thread, for anyone interested in separating facts from feelings. All sources cited at the end.

“I need my water.... I’m a thirsty boy..”-@GSunderhausJr

When you watch dog videos, do you feel like you’re cheating on your own dog? Or is that just me?

RODEO TOMORROW AT 7PM!!! Check out this video from the last time CCU hosted the Rodeo!!!

“If it wasn’t the Lord’s day, it could be chick fil a’s day” -@GSunderhausJr

@huskermikeohio @GSunderhausJr IM PRETTY SURE THAT SHARING HANGERS WAS IMPLIED IN THE VOWS

@markiegrace @GSunderhausJr Don't give in @GSunderhausJr . First it's hangers, then she starts wearing your socks and then it never ends. Stand strong! 💪💪

@GSunderhausJr just took all of my clothes off of the black hangers because those are “his”. Sorry babe, but when we got married it meant you married my bright coral hangers too.

*Talking about how Phyllis and Greg look alike* “I told you we have the same eyes, hair color, and fun attitude about life” -@GSunderhausJr

*@GSunderhausJr laid on Phyllis like a pillow and she loudly sighed in agony.* “WHERE ARE YOU LEARNING YOUR PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS FROM!?” *looks directly at me*