MJ:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

@Bossloper @jasemonkey Gerrard, Owen and Dalgliesh also in talks.

@jasemonkey Schlott set to leave Liverpool

Breaking news. Mutya set to leave Sugababes so Andy Burnham can step in.

@jasemonkey We are very old.

@jasemonkey Mutya left in 2005. Come on buddy. Blair left in 2007.

@AArrows71 @paulgodbert @implausibleblog 🤖🤡

@paulgodbert @implausibleblog The hand picked weirdos tell you exs y what the BBC & its employees are …. You fount have to be an elected MP to be invited onto QT Vote Reform for a safer Britain 🇬🇧

Fiona Bruce, "I've heard Reform UK say that they'd get rid of benefits for people with mild anxiety, what % of welfare bill does that make up?" Former Conservative now Reform UK, Danny Kruger, "I don't know" Fiona Bruce, "So how do you know it will save you £10 billion?" *audience laughs* Danny Kruger, "I don't know every fact and figure" Fiona Bruce, "You've just given us £10 billion and you have no idea how you get to it" Danny Kruger, "I can stand that up later if you like"

Imagine being this stupid AND an MP. Who voted for you Clive?

Ain’t got the numbers or the stones. Bye bye.

🥁 Today is #MEAwarenessDay. Advocacy often struggles to make an impact outside the patient community. Please share this short video about #MyalgicEncephalomyelitis, aka #MECFS, with your followers. Ty for your support. 🤝 youtu.be/X6f4zCe2ZtA?si…

Whoop - it arrived yesterday just in time to share with year 6 to brighten up their SATs week! @MichaelRosenYes @MrMCGrammar

Every few months, the BBC comes out with another big investigation into smuggling. Each individually may be interesting, but as a whole, how much BBC resource on this one question? None ever result in sensible policy change to provide asylum seekers with safe alternatives ofc🤷‍♀️

@marclou Removing all checks and balances is a bad thing.

I've processed over 100 startup acquisitions on Escrow, and every single time, I have to manually choose the disbursement method for 3% finder's fee. It's bad for Escrow & the seller & the buyer & me because it slows down the acquisition process. Can we work something out @Escrow_com? A simple "✅ Choose as default disbursement method" toggle would work wonders.

@memorialdevice Ooh. I forgot double denim.

Comming soon: The MD guide to the 20 worst fashion disasters of our youth. In order 🙏

@memorialdevice Sunglasses indoors, hair gel, a flick, grolsch bottle tops, winkle pickers…..

@BitcoinMacksi @reformexposed 🤖🤡

@reformexposed Cope harder. Be careful what you wish for

Farage could face byelection over crypto king’s £5m donation observer.co.uk/news/politics/…

@thameswater Thank you Chris.

@markjohnson Hello, repairs are due to continue tonight, as shutting the pipe will severely impact supplies to the local area. The leak is on an 18 inch diameter main which moves large volumes of water through the network, so we've been prepping for the shut through the day - Chris

Hello @thameswater you appear to have abandoned the catastrophic leak on Jebb Avenue. Could you get back here and fix it? @lambeth_council

Two-thirds of the money Farage's party depends on is linked to offshore financial interests. Tax havens deprive democracies of tax revenues, driving up our taxes and worsening government services. They enable crime, corruption, money-laundering, and serve as financial bolt-holes for dictators and their cronies. Tax havens are parasites whose financial systems depend on tax-dodging and criminal money. If every nation acted as a tax haven, there would be no tax-dodging money and the tax haven economies would collapse due to a lack of tax revenues. Tax havens must be eradicated. If they endure, our societies will become ever more unequal. Democracy will be replaced by the domination of super-rich sociopaths and their venal lackeys. Islands of obscene wealth will be set amid a sea of public squalor. We need an international campaign to eliminate tax havens. There is a name for the campaign, but we need organisers. #PATH People Against Tax Havens goodlawproject.org/the-offshore-b…

@michael_chessum @ZackPolanski Congratulations Michael. Good luck.

Honoured to have been elected in Brixton Acre Lane. Lambeth, the heartland of the Labour right, has changed hands for the first time in 20 years. Every ward in Brixton now has a Green councillor. Huge thank you to everyone who came out to campaign. Let's do this!

Election Result: Brixton Acre Lane Elected: Natalie Denise Kane, The Green Party Michael Chessum, The Green Party David John Bridson, Labour Party Full results: moderngov.lambeth.gov.uk/mgElectionArea… #LocalElections2026