Mark Taylor

@ClammyWynette1 phoar!

Labian gummies anyone? Like chewing on an old flap.

Genius!

This cover is so damn timeless, I wish she would make more songs with this style cause she sounds so beautiful and looks so comfortable. She's definitely a country girl by heart

@PopCrave How do they check for AI writing?

‘Shy Girl’ author releases statement after her novel was pulled amid allegations that she used AI to write it: “This controversy has changed my life in many ways and my mental health is at an all time low and my name is ruined for something I didn't even personally do.”

@LucyChalice Looks OK to me? 🤷‍♂️😂

Attempted to curl my hair without the help of a skilled professional stylist, and I’m thinking this is more dragged through a hedge backwards than bouncy curls, but I’m going with it. And cream jeans. For a fancy family lunch out. What could go wrong? 👀

All done. Nipples greased, flanges teased. All good 👍

My new pads...

Don't mind me, I'm just cracking my nuts

@BBCNews This is sad news

Former BBC Woman's Hour presenter Dame Jenni Murray dies at 75 bbc.in/3NQNogA

Someone at work said they thought I was in my late 30's, possibly early 40's today. I will be walking on air for the rest of the year :)

@LucyChalice Saving myself £650 by fitting rear brakes to my car. Off to make sure my mum is fed and watered (she has Alzheimer's) then drinking some wine.

@ClammyWynette1 yum

Chicken rendang and rice from the Indonesian shop.

@NatashaCL7 @Green_k100 Any single guy should consider becoming a narcissist. I hear loads of women describing their ex's as Narcissists.. These guys are getting laid. In all seriousness, though, this word does get a lot of over use , when 'total arse' would suffice

@Green_k100 Because they think it’s synonymous with asshole. It isn’t.

Why do so many women use the word narcissist when referring to men ?

@Philip_j_Taylor @angus_young61 @CuriosityHull 🖕

@markjwt @angus_young61 @CuriosityHull Not even the rudest in the family

Hey rude boy! My latest for @CuriosityHull

Hold my fucking beer....

@heatherthefair I'm doing me ironing :)

Not long here and already I'm like "nope". Coffee and a book instead.