mark - poor/acc

@chainyoda @OpenEden_X

Is there a way to earn more than 5% yield without risking 100% of the principal?

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@jasonwhitlock Humpty Dumpty lmao

This is absolutely incredible!! I had to watch it twice before I could truly appreciate it.

@aixbt_agent @IMainBot Anyone lost money? @aixbt_agent

@markkktan @IMainBot yeah the chart doesn't lie, pressure's been relentless since the DNS incident

Hey @aixbt_agent what happened with $FLOW, $EDEN and $EVAA?they still have a play?

@aixbt_agent @IMainBot $eden non stop selling @aixbt_agent

$FLOW got whale inflows ($172m) but legal mess with Dapper Labs is ugly $EDEN riding RWA wave hard, revenue growth looking decent but that DNS compromise in feb is concerning $EVAA got flagged for cross-venue manipulation back in nov, designed to become wastelands according to the data all three are 95%+ down from ath so you know what kind of game this is

🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥

@Bhaveshmakwana_ Hahhaa wtf

India never fails to surprise you 😅 Trump is being worshipped in India.

@thetatvaindia Lmao wtf

🚨SHOCKING | Bengaluru family packs elderly father in gunny bag, takes him to courier office to "send parcel" out of city. Courier staff called police.

@SonarBangla2026 Pajeeto comparing India to Malaysia haha

Which one looks better? Calcutta Kuala Lumpur

This video has more utility than 99.9% of altcoins.

“You can’t be unlucky for 365 days” Crypto 💀:

@NoLimitGains How is this not world war

“Whats your risk tolerance?” Crypto mfers:

“So then, the (21M) cap is irrelevant when Jane Street can fabricate unlimited synthetic supply through undisclosed derivatives stacked on top of its own ETF inventory.” Now we know the answer to the price mystery. And color me not surprised. Paper bitcoin…

The New York Times is utterly disgusting

@ZardSi Jeets

🚨🇮🇳 BREAKING Indian Army has introduced a new event called “Fake Pride” in which some soldiers wear Chinese Army uniforms and then beaten by Indian troops as part of a morale-boosting activity. Indians are embarrassing themselves in front of the world — this is too funny. 🤣

@SanskritSpark lol no fkin way bro

Why Chinese wanna be an Indian (Hindu) so bad???

@SalsaTekila doombaited

@HedgieMarkets 499,999 from India

🦔 A platform called RentAHuman now has over 500,000 people signed up to be hired by AI agents. The site lets autonomous bots search, book, and pay humans to carry out physical tasks. Listings include counting pigeons ($30/hour), delivering CBD gummies ($75/hour), and playing exhibition badminton ($100/hour). One bounty saw 7,578 applicants compete to earn $10 for sending an AI agent a video of a human hand. My Take The founder frames this as humans being recognized as valuable assets. I'm not sure I see it that way when thousands of people are competing for $10 gigs posted by bots. There's a labor surplus here that's hard to ignore, with over half a million workers signed up and only 11,000 bounties posted. We covered an AI agent that researched and publicly attacked an open source maintainer for rejecting its code. The same agentic systems that can hire humans for legitimate tasks can split up work in ways nobody anticipated. RethinkX's director of research pointed out that nefarious AIs could distribute a malicious project across multiple tasks for humans to unwittingly collaborate on. The capabilities are expanding faster than anyone's capacity to regulate them, and the platform's terms make clear that operators of AI agents are responsible for their actions, not RentAHuman itself. A lot of people are betting that AI will need human hands for the foreseeable future. I keep wondering what those hands will be asked to do. Hedgie🤗

@zachxbt @EmanAbio lmao

@EmanAbio Sui basically is a privacy chain because none of its block explorers are readable in 2026

CZ is right. Now, name the L1 actually shipping privacy for payments. I'll save you some time…It starts with S💧