Mark Luxton

Got a @Gymshark drinking bottle as a Christmas present. First time at the gym and a dumbbell rolls into it…cracks it. Glad to see they make equipment designed for its environment

@danielcarter_95 @ESPNcricinfo @WyreCricketClub Absolute bloody bargain

@ESPNcricinfo Mark Luxton to the Gujarat Titans for 50 Lahks @WyreCricketClub

Give us a wild #IPLAuction prediction 👇

#WhatOddsPaddy England to beat Argentina 2-0 in World Cup Final

Christian Horner is up there on the bellend list with people like Saville

Brough c @markluxton b @minsh8 for 21. #Wyre v @WithnellFold II, @pscricket Div 5. #Cricket #Community #Sport #Lancashire #PLF

We are an #Umpire short on Saturday. Can you help? Usual @pscricket fee will be paid to you. 🙏 #Wyre #Fylde #Blackpool #Poulton #PLF #Community #Help #Cricket

Another #ThankYou for the commitment from @foxbrothersltd for your MASSIVE support over these 3 years. It makes a HUGE difference to our club to be able to have some long term financial stability. #Haulage #Aggregates #Demolition #Earthworks #Cricket #Wyre #Laundry #KeepOnTruckin

Anybody checked on @BernardoCSilva lately, hope that little wank stain isn’t too sad

@LewisC2107 @WarzoneIntel signia.net/en/

@WarzoneIntel The game audio, or atleast get rid of stopping power and dead silence

If you could change one thing in Warzone, what would it be? 🤔

I fucking loved him as a kid but Michael Owen is an utter rat

@MilwaukeeTool where can I get spare parts for packout in the UK?

@MilwaukeeTool hey guys! I need a link for spare parts for packout boxes in the UK?

What have you done with your Sunday Mark? Oh nothing, just discovered Pixie Lott is on tiktok 😍😍

Never change Roy Keane 😭😂😭😂😭 twitter.com/Rishi250694/st…

Being an adult male is the never ending cycle of looking in your drawer thinking “where are my boxers”. Doing a wash and then putting them away thinking “Christ, I’ve got loads of pairs of boxers”

All I want in life is an oven with one of those fancy magical doors that you see on #GBBO and when that day comes, I’ll bake a cake and make a brew, then I’ll sit down, take a big bite, followed by a big sip, and say to myself ‘you’re doing alright Jord you’re doing just fine.’

Imagine being as optimistic as the EFC fans that believe Richarlison is one of the best in the Prem

@LucaVettese Mate you’d of 10000% fallen for the same trick

Rats these beauers know exactly what they are doing 🐀 📸

Mark’s observation of the day, crumpets take fucking ages to toast