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Congratulating #CrowdStrike for reaching its carbon neutrality targets six years early through its disruption of global air traffic today!

@jessrawk @BigOttawaPigeon hmm tried to use that, cant find it. hmmm might get a one month sub. Bucket of thanks, @BigOttawaPigeon

@BigOttawaPigeon @markmaloney Thanks, pigeon!!

Is there a non shady stream of the game we can access in canada? I am not a sports fan, so do not need a subscription. Would happily pay to watch a single game. but nope.

@ALL_CAPS @jeffhunt00 Roy Sister Sheree Sauce!

@jeffhunt00 *unsubscribe*

The perfect chocolate chip cookie doesn’t exist.

@ALL_CAPS twitter.com/ghelfaire/stat…

Okay, campers, rise and shine & don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!

Sonic Youth, just Sonic Youth. #nowave

@MKBHD Them there strong words.

I'm sticking with my prediction that Clippy surpasses Google Assistant , Siri, Alexa and others, and becomes the highest end AI humanity has ever seen

Maybe if people who own office buildings ate a little less avocado toast they wouldn’t be in this mess.

@BambiBlue @ALL_CAPS wut?

@markmaloney @ALL_CAPS I love these so much it's unnatural

There's been a trend of going big for Halloween recently handing out full-sized chocolate bars and being the neighbourhood hero; this year, let's go old-school and be the asshole who gave out loose peanuts or a fucking apple.

@ALL_CAPS There are thousands of words in that image.

@markmaloney I would only eat these if desperate, preferring even rock-hard pieces of Bazooka Joe to these hellish confections.

@MKBHD Pleeeease make this your avatar!

MKBengalHD

MKPhD (AI generated)

Is there a product segment that is worse at #typography than Shampoo/Conditioner containers?

@ALL_CAPS Yaaaas Queen!

Coffee has barely kicked in but it's 11am on Friday…time to deploy!

It all started with a controversial show in 1976 p4k.in/1FeQwtg

@ALL_CAPS @jessrawk @GAisWrong ummmm... its called ... Global Horny-ing now David...

@jessrawk @GAisWrong Finally, some climate change I can support.

The air has that restless, over-stimulated feeling it gets before a thunderstorm.

Twitter’s new logo looks like a loyalty card at a mid-tier casino.

... and what of the Fail Whale?

Help amplify. #sharpfleWaffle has re-opened! New location just and few street North at Lyndale and Hinchey.