Mark McKirdy

@YodelOnline you've had my parcel for 12 days now. It's a Christmas present and I want to know when it will arrive.

@FionaCrossUK 'new bells court'

@FionaCrossUK There's also one in Bells court. Just off Maritime Street. For the life of me can't remember it's name.

Aye that would be a shocker!

@moll_lyne @oasis That's the same thing ya numpty. It's not my fault people. Didn't confirm in time.

@markmckirdy @oasis It was only the deadline to confirm entry that was extended due to how long emails were taking to send. To put your details in it was still the same deadline.

All Ticket Ballot codes have now been sent out to fans. Please do NOT buy a code or transfer them to someone else. Codes ONLY work with the registered email address. If you didn't get a code to access the pre-sale, you can join the general sale tomorrow morning.

Then it should not survive

Addressing those who claim Imane Khelif has an unfair biological advantage. 1/ 🧵 Imane Khelif’s victory in the Olympics has sparked debate over her supposed biological advantage due to Swyer syndrome. Let’s break down why these claims are misguided. 1/9

@joelycett Are these on sale yet 🤷

Very happy to announce a project I’ve been working on for the last year. Behold, The Joe Lycett Slags Vase! An appallingly amateur vase I made after a couple of white wines which has now been painstakingly recreated by hand by Duchess China in Stoke on Trent in collaboration with @theymadethis. Duchess China are one of the last remaining British potteries who have been creating ceramics for over 135 years, working with the likes of Harrods, Fortnum & Mason, the House of Commons and the King of bloody England. But now they’ve stooped to making a handmade vase for me with the word ‘slag’ on it. The fully recyclable packaging was produced locally by Pelican, with box design by Rob Wilson. Curation and production by They Made This. This is a limited edition run of 250, with a certificate of authenticity included for your reassurance and pleasure. All the money I make from it will go to the brilliant charity @ArtsEmergency. They go on sale on Saturday 27th July 2024 to my mailing list. Sign up at joelycett.com

@kpearny @welovestokey Clissold Park!

Explain this to me @vuecinemas

What image from the last 14 years will you remember when you vote on Thursday ?

RT if you'd love to see Jovan Owusu-Nepaul take Nigel Farage and his racist bollocks down.

Skee Lo - I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl, if I did I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in hat with a bat and a...... Everyone - stix frown flaller....

@orlacsm @KathyBurke 'social influencer' Followers - 1049

Oldest black community in europe. Oldest Chinese community in Europe. 75% of the population with Irish heritage. “Scouse not English” was a reactionary response to Conservatism and lies about our city after Hillsborough. Liverpool is the city it is today because of immigration.

URGENT! Pls share. The last chance to register to vote in the General Election is 11.59pm tomorrow Tue 18 June. Potentially 8m aren't registered at their current address. Here's 4 key facts... 1) You can do it online here registertovote.service.gov.uk/country-of-res… 2) It's good for your finances. Not being on electoral roll can make it more difficult to be accepted for credit products like bank accounts or mortgages. 3) You can opt out of the 'Open Register' (which allows your info to be sold on) which will stop you getting junk mail marketing ) 4) You'll need ID when you do vote (not to register) if you don't have it, you can get it free until Wed 26 June gov.uk/apply-for-phot…

People of South West Surrey… evict the Hunt.. it’s close. If you are a Labour voter, please lend it to the Lib Dems.