Mark McNelis
545 posts
Mark McNelis
@markmcnelis
Likes shouting at lamp posts.
Corsham Katılım Ocak 2011
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Can't help but wonder how many of the recorded NHS 'missed appointments' are for appointments booked by the NHS that you never requested or wanted.
Seems to be when over 50 y/o the NHS assumes your sole purpose in life is to attend their pre-booked appointments. 🤨
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There are very few things I miss about the UK
Proper fish & chips is top of the list
A pint in a country pub is 2nd
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
Thank God, I’m British.
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@RollingHedge I’ve come to accept that we’re now an undevloping country
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We need a "working class history month". Remind people just where so many of our hard-fought rights come from and why those in power are so hell-bent on convincing so many people that minorities are the problem.
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There’s a significant chance it’ll be another Premier League club. He’s fourth on the league’s all-time top scorer list. Just 22 goals behind Kane in second. He’s definitely got a few good seasons left in him.
ESPN UK@ESPNUK
Mohamed Salah is leaving Liverpool, but where could he move next? 🤔
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@exRAF_Al He's had an exceptional career and is an extremely high achiever. But he's now operating in a completely different environment and is constrained by the party shackles. Like a dog with its balls cut off
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Nobody disputes his former professional ability, but as a politician Carns is an inexperienced failure. He should focus less on bro salutes, testosterone and self promotion, and a little more on sorting out our military - what we pay him to do. In fairness, promoted too quickly?
Al Carns@AlistairCarns
This seems to have annoyed people…so I will post it again….to the Fire and Rescue Services that go above and beyond to keep our communities safe…you are our every day heroes. I salute you..🫡🫡🫡
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@lawyer_memes Bill you’re getting soft - he prioritised time to procreate which got past you
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A third-year informed me he's taking two weeks of paternity leave.
I congratulated him on the new addition to his family.
Then I asked if his infant was prepared to review the closing binders for the shell company merger.
He chuckled, assuming it was a joke.
I maintained eye contact until the smile abandoned his face.
I explained that life events are merely scheduling conflicts.
He argued that bonding time is developmentally crucial for a newborn.
I completely agreed.
I told him the firm is his firstborn, and it's currently crying for attention.
He ended up naming the baby after our managing partner.
It's a strategic choice.
The child will grow up, but equity is forever.
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@an0n_Nic Best way to guarantee getting it is to…..not work at all and go on benefits. Mad world
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Make it 100 for all I care but let me opt out and not receive it. Absolute ponzi scheme.
GB News@GBNEWS
State pension age could be raised to 75 due to UK's birth rate decline gbnews.com/money/state-pe…
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@squire_mlord @emmafildes Was just about to comment the same. School boy error. Clearly no-one checks anything anymore
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The depreciation of property worth over a million in the Capital has seen many a homeowner selling today facing a significant loss. Increases in taxes have driven foreign buyers out which historically propped up prime property prices at a level that didn’t represent the rest of the domestic market. Today those still keen to reside are making hay, securing postcodes once out of reach for substantial discounts. At the other end of the market; blocks of leasehold flats are facing a similar fate. Here sellers face escalating service charges, ground rent and building safety issues, which are deterring buyers. Outside of these categories there is movement and make no mistake the desire to live in the Capital remains, just not at any cost @bienbutcher @Telegraph bit.ly/4rn73CL
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@cricket_badger You’re getting bashed for ‘forgetting’ Australia, but I had the same thought myself. The difference here is that no one is likely to close the gap
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International cricket is going to get very boring if India wins absolutely everything.
It’s not good for the sport at all.
#T20WorldCup
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@Gabriel64869839 Was at NCHQ when Trevor Soar announced the end of Ark Royal and Harriers to the staff. There were screams of anguish and anger. That SDSR was a big cliff edge
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Most people remember the SDSR 2010 because it was traumatic to read out the massacre it set out in detail, but few remember the full sequence of devastations that came before, if that's just it. Or the current one, also happening without a document taking responsibility.
Alessio Patalano@alessionaval
I’ve just realised that part of the UK defence problem is that so many people I speak to had no idea how much the fleet had shrunk. Speaking of bias that’s not a trifling matter.
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@gregbagwell Hopelessly unprepared by decades of decline brought about by the expectation that the US would always be our tightest ally and bail us out.
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There is a big question mark now about how complacent we were over the US military build up. Did we all think Trump wouldn’t act, or that we would get plenty of warning time as talks progressed? The fact is that we have all been caught short due to US/Israeli action. Reckless?
Deborah Haynes@haynesdeborah
The UK is looking at a “wide range of options” to help some 300,000 British citizens in countries across the Gulf that have been targeted by Iran over the weekend, @YvetteCooperMP tells @RidgeandFrost. This includes tourists, people on business and those who live in the region
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The Ayatollah, minutes after being pronounced dead:
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone
IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER KHAMENEI TO GIVE SPEECH WITHIN MINUTES AFTER U.S., ISRAELI STRIKES ON IRAN -AL-ALAM TV
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@HeadWarriorTWM I think despite this and her they will still win this seat
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She is literally on the verge of a breakdown because she has no clue what she is involved in or the seriousness of the situation.
The greens at this point are utterly malignant.
The bear no resemblance to what they once were, just like Labour and the Unions.
Those who vote for the likes of this emotionalised clown will get exactly what they deserve.
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@BhushanManmath That’s a catch that a few years earlier he would have claimed. This was the advent of umpires using TV replays to determine catches and Punter knew it would look bad - he’d seen Healy’s ‘stumping’ of Lara and didn’t want the same cheating tag
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In a match filled with controversy, this was pure class. Ricky Ponting showing exactly why the 'Spirit of Cricket' matters by immediately signalling the ball bounced😳
A rare moment of total honesty in a high-pressure Test🔥🔥
Vitamin K(ohli)@TheeDefender
Quote with a "Spirit of Cricket" Moment.
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2024 movie producer: "We need $200 million and Leonardo DiCaprio"
2026 two guys with an AI account: "we should made this 2 hour movie over the weekend. It has Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift in it. Everyone can watch it."
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