Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP)

@JoyceWhiteVance Except these folks don't care about facts. They're still litigating 2020 and espousing disproven conspiracy theories. And will continue to do so.

Just an FYI for all the folks trying to blame 9/11 on Bob Mueller. He was sworn in as FBI Director 9/4/2001. I’m sure these folks will still want to attack him (& probably me), but facts are facts.

@ryankopVCU @VCU_Hoops Glad to know you can read and not just dance in an MJ jersey... 😘

Hopefully in this new book of @VCU_Hoops this is merely chapter 1 of a long novel. I will say chapter 1 has me hungry for more. #LetsGoVCU

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@SenMikeLee Last, we already require identification - like a driver's license. Why do we need more? And why do we need more when we don't have any verified history of voter fraud, other than Maga congressmen voting in states in which they don't live?

“We don’t need the SAVE America Act because illegal voting is against the law.” That’s like saying we don’t need cops because crimes are already illegal.

@SenMikeLee Well, when we have people like you, who approve of the Jan 6 insurrection, we definitely need cops - ones that actually enforce our rule of law. Also, we need a Congress who enforces rule of law and upholds its Constitutional duty. Why don't you try that?

@dieworkwear Keep it up, sir.

it's genuinely enjoyable to be annoying. not sure why this is

this is not a button down shirt. it's a button up shirt. a button-down is a shirt with collar points that button-DOWN onto the shirt's body. a button-up shirt is a shirt with what's known as a "coat front," which is to say it has buttons going up the body.

He should be impeached as well. Make the magas visible in their complete and total malfeasance and supplication.

@cullenroche AMEN, BROTHER, AMEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATENSION TO THIS MATTER. MARK J NEWFIELD

I feel like a good solution here is to just create some cool name for a new mission like "Operation Game Over" and blow a bunch of random, meaningless stuff up tonight, declare total and complete victory tomorrow and pack it all in and bring all the American ships and soldiers home. Can I get an Amen?

@choffstein Congrats, you now live in the 24 hour TACO universe.

back in my day, it was taco tuesday

@ngertsema It wasn't cold enough and melted in the Virginia heat.

Happy Monday! I am just wondering why you haven't responded to the cold email sales pitch I sent you o Friday yet.

Dunning-Kruger much?

@tomowenmorgan He may now be represented by a picture of a monkey

I hope he diversified into a picture of a monkey.

@JDVance Everything you’ve touched has failed. You’re. Quite god at gaslighting, though.

⁨We’ve all seen the chaos unleashed by Democrats at airports across the country. It’s preposterous that Chuck Schumer continues to hold TSA funding hostage. Thankfully, ICE will bring sanity to our airports starting tomorrow, but it’s far past time for Democrats to fund DHS.

@dfa_advisor Wrong. Last all the way

Tell me this guy wouldn’t be next to last pick at the Y

@cullenroche @LizSimmie Note also the EV sellers in the US have taken billions of write downs and the Chinese now have a huge lead in EVs. And I’m not an EV bigot.

I'm pretty sure the people getting jiu-jitsued by all of this are US consumers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ngertsema @fed_speak @DaveNadig At least you know it.

@marknewfield2 @fed_speak @DaveNadig I live on the peak of Mt. Stupid, thank you very much

a lot of what is wrong in the world today can be traced back to powerful people thinking this way

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This, like the vile bleat he posted after Rob Reiner and his wife’s murder, like the thousand preceding data points of moral turpitude, is such a sad commentary on what many Americans are willing to tolerate. It corrodes us all.

@JoyceWhiteVance You forgot the Clintons.

And pretty damn certain Obama had a hand in getting us into this, too.