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RT if you’re in support of a Nick Woltemade flag. #NUFC | @worflags

@JamesBlunt Do you get a semi by the sea?

Exactly why I watch porn movies till the end to see if they fall in love.

Goes to Austria. Encourages Elanga to sign for Newcastle Is involved in all kit launches Watches Ekitike saga unfold Then kicks up a fuss. But let’s all believe he’s wanted out for months and it’s the clubs fault. 😂😂😂 The fans aren’t as thick as you are kid 🐀 #NUFC

We are competing against a literal paid campaign for Frank Lampard here. It is 50/50 in the votes. Keep doing your bit and RT #NUFC fans. Above all else, Shearer is the far superior player to Lampard anyway!

@Ambnufc9 @benjaminlfc @LukeEdwardsTele You’re an embarrassment to NUFC take it down

@benjaminlfc @LukeEdwardsTele How did Jota get on at wembley today?

Latest on Isak situation. If Newcastle can sign two strikers of suitable quality and Liverpool make a bid of £150m there is a chance he could be sold. The main problems are, Liverpool have not intimated they are willing to offer that amount of money and Newcastle do not believe there are two suitable strikers left on market #nufc #lfc

@GazBainbridge 24

How old is Thiaw? I’ve seen 22, 23, 24 and 28 in the past hour #NUFC

@SkySports_Keith Come on keef!

24-year-old. Typo!

🚨 🤝 Newcastle now have an agreement in principle with AC Milan to sign Malick Thiaw. 💰 #NUFC will pay Milan £35m for the defender. ✍🏼 The 28-year-old is expected to sign a 4-year contract. 👨🏻‍⚕️ Thiaw expected to have his Newcatle medical in Tyneside in the next 48 hours.

@CoreOfNufc @Hilllfc @SkySports_Keith Awful craic, no need at all

🚨 Big quotes from Eddie Howe tonight, who says Alexander Isak not training with the group is not his decision. Probably have to read between the lines here… 🗣️ “I want him playing today and training tomorrow. No part of me doesn’t want that outcome. 🗣️ “Let me be absolutely clear, we would love the player to be with us. 🗣️ “But i don’t see the current situation changing (before Aston Villa next Sat).” #NUFC

@utc1882bfc @orrible_git x.com/David_Ornstein…

@orrible_git @markrnoble Or just memory as poor as your bids.

Sooo many salty #NUFC fans about the Dubravka rumours 😂 The Trafford situation was never us being pricks, rather their piss poor bids. Gonna laugh it up so bad when we get Dubravka for pennies 😂 #twitterclarets

@utc1882bfc @orrible_git Wasn’t it reported that we had a bid accepted, which city then matched?

@orrible_git Even without, your bids were piss poor. Were never gonna get accepted.

@TransferSector @diariovasco #NUFC

🇸🇪 Alexander Isak is currently in Zubieta, [where the Real Sociedad training complex is] training individually with a fitness coach as he recovers from injury and prepares for the upcoming season, reports @diariovasco

@KayLFC05_ @kfjcomps_ Wouldn’t NUFC’s net spend go down is they sell Isak, taking it further below LFC’s though

@kfjcomps_ Doesn’t fit their agenda

@sandrotonali96 Classy that like, what an absolute prick

I bet if jota didn't turn to toast they wouldn't be after isak Liverpool killed jota off to buy isak #LFC #NUFC

@AntonioMango4 We just to find replacements then get it over with at this point

If he leaves. Isak goes, if he doesn’t there’s a slight chance Isak doesn’t

@wade_ayr Actual quote: "We are indeed studying and analyzing all options, and we may be close to finalizing the next step for the player, without revealing any details regarding whether Isak will transfer or stay with Newcastle." 🇸🇪

👀🇸🇪 Alexander Isak’s agent: “We may be close to the next step” — his future could be revealed soon! Big clubs circling… 👀🔥 #Isak #TransferNews #LFC #NUFC #SaudiProLeague #DeadlineDrama #Football

Liverpool announce that the number 20 shirt is permanently retired in honour of the late Diogo Jota❤️

⚽️ Stock’s in. Signs should be up Tuesday. We’re set to kick off on Saturday 12th July. Tag someone who needs to visit the shop when it's open. #NewShop #OpeningSoon #GameOn #ShopLocal #NUFC #NewcastleUnited

Sir Bobby was one of a kind ❤️ #NUFC

@thecultraspod Dammit

Match 22

🧵Round 3 #WorldCupOfBarclaysmen This is the most important poll ever conducted - watch the full video for IMPORTANT instructions VOTE IN ALL OR DON’T VOTE AT ALL - any Eurovision attempts will result in DISQUALIFICATION Follow The Rules. Vote. Enjoy it by being disciplined🧵