Mark

I love being a locksmith and my parents are so proud that I'm breaking into cars and houses legally now.

@_Chris_Berg @vxylily They ALL have 28 days...

@vxylily February

Which month? 👀

@chuckbtn @elonmuskPBG 2...A couple went on a picnic...

@elonmuskPBG 15

@eclectic_evntde @AllisonTheVixen More proof that I am not human. 😆

@AllisonTheVixen Why are you supposed to feel pathetic for wanting more interactions? Who says so? Wanting connection is human.

It's hard to want to have more people interacting with me when I know I'm supposed to feel pathetic for wanting that.

Hey @grok who is the most famous person following me?

@DollHouseKiera Damn! Not to try to outdo you but my 36 hours in the hospital for my stroke last month was 48K and insurance is fighting paying for it.

The hospital emailed my unitemized bill for a 2 night stay. Ummm, I think I need this itemized... 👀💚

@CrazyLloyd138 #AngryHippyVikings #NCKC

To the rescue

Hopefully I didn't just jinx us by putting the snow thrower away for the year...

Cleaning my office this morning and found this. Remember those nights of staying up until 4:30 in the morning having scavenger hunts @DollHouseKiera @CrazyLloyd138 ? Good times...

@SwedishCanary At least in Mn we used to get July 3rd through 5th for summer...

I can't wait for summer in Canada. I hear it's gonna be on a Saturday this year so I might go.

Me in the #ChurchOfWood this morning...

@ItsRobbAllen Look at you bragging that you have 3 more friends than me. 🙃

I have 3 IRL friends who I see once every year or so. And that's still too much.

Tibetan Buddha. #ChurchOfWood

Buddha. #ChurchOfWood

Coaster of the week, week 1. #ChurchOfWood

Contemplating this as a Christmas ornament this year. #ChurchOfWood

This week's coaster of the week from the #ChurchOfWood

@TTB_72 I remember when I was the antenna. 😆

I’m old enough to remember when I was the TV remote control.

New Kilroys coaster of the week. #ChurchOfWood

Has no one read the book "1984"? 🤔🙄