Mark Strotman

For some reason, Twitter has blessed me with a tip jar. If you enjoy my content, really like Succession memes, or I’ve helped you win some NBA bets, 100% of any tip I receive will go directly to @CampOneStep. Check my pinned tweet if you don’t know the magic of Camp One Step.

@SecretMarquette That's a fantastic pull.

They got to sweep them. And now kimmy is gone.

@alexgally35 Took a long X hiatus (not MU-related) to cleanse the palette 🤣

@markstrot It sucked not seeing many pro-MU tweets this year. Gotta get #back stat 🙌🏻

Since we won't get any chill-inducing March moments this #mubb season, let's all just go back to this beaut. It'll be their time again soon.

(I'm still here for a Kemba-like run from Nigel in a few weeks at The Garden)

I think I've said it 7 times, but I'll say it 70 if I have to, our photog Ryan Messier is incredible. painttouches.com/2026/02/23/pho… #mubb

@PaintTouches Can you do an #mubb chart over the years with other PGs?

With no #mubb games this weekend it's a good time to update the Synergy Points Created chart. 11 Big East players have crossed the 600 point club, and 3 the 700 point club. 1: Nigel James (29.6/g) 2: Silas Demary (28.7/g) 3: Acaden Lewis (28.6/g)

Bears fans leaving the new stadium after each game in Northwest Indiana:

I will call them the Hammond Bears for the rest of my time here on this hilarious planet.

Bron paying tribute to the D-Rose era by spanking the Bulls.

@mooof23 @dvoors So other teams/bag men can’t find it through SEO

Dear Lord. Fire them all. #mubb

@SibleBrandon @chicagobulls Debating. But I think I’m gonna go

@chicagobulls @markstrot

Witness history on 1.24.26 🌹 Tickets are on sale now.

Oh look Gene Steratore agreed with the call on the field and then it was wrong and now he agrees with the new call. That’s crazy.

@NBAPR The Bucks somehow still lost.

The following has been released by the NBA.

.@blue_coats, you’re next

@blue_coats @Vol_Hoops Incredible exchange. A+ on both sides.

LOVE.

If an NBA team doesn’t post a final score tonight saying “they just tazed Ryan. This game’s over” then heads should roll on marketing teams across the league.

This is one of the best AWS NBA Rivals Weeks I can remember.

It’s with a heavy heart that we share the sad news that the great Terry Boers passed away today. He was a one-of-a-kind Score original who we’ll remember forever. We love you, Terry. RIP.

[New to PT] Has Damarius Owens turned the corner? painttouches.com/2026/01/23/has… #mubb