Mark Toleman

I hate #thfc as much as I love #thfc

@JerseySpur5 Tough paper round

No Googling, how old do you think Alf Ramsey was when England won the World Cup in 66?

Perhaps I shouldn’t be saying this, I thought we lost 1-0, had completely forgot about Origis goal. This is the 1st time I’ve ever watched the highlights. What could have been eh! never a penalty! Start of our downfall.

@ipostanythingLF Never a penalty

Late night classics.

@AsiaNajmee @Footballtweet Football analyst 😂

@Footballtweet Could be Son Heung-min, hitting 20+ goals in a season for Spurs.

🇲🇱 He scored 21 goals for Tottenham Hotspur. But can you identify this striker?

@NoelGallagher Parklife

Can you guess the track? #OasisLive25

@ThfcSpursFeed And your point is?

At his previous club in the Czech div 2 he faced 9 penalties and only saved 1, (cant find if he dived the right way or not) At Slavia Prague he faced one penalty that he let in. At Spurs Kinsky has faced one penalty (which he gave away) and dived the wrong way. #thfc

@Sir_jaay01 God bless dodgy payments

Ballack and Pizarro rejected new Bayern contracts to join Chelsea. Modric and Steven Gerard handed a transfer requests to join Chelsea. Arsenal was our Strasburg. A ballon d’or winner forced a move to Chelsea. World deadliest striker as of then Torres, moved to Chelsea. Ronaldinho twerked for Chelsea and Chelsea said no. Deco and Belleti, Fábregas and Pedro all dumped Barca for Chelsea. Willian was coming for his medical to Tottenham and when he heard about Chelsea interest, he made a U turn. Makalele came from Madrid. Madrid got angry cuz of the way Robinho was romancing about Chelsea move that they tagged it disrespectful. Hazard turned down move from all the top European clubs to join Chelsea. Aguero and David Silva were begging for Chelsea to sign them. Ancelloti left Milan to join Chelsea. Mourinho left a treble winning Club to join Chelsea and still left Madrid to join Chelsea. AVB left a treble winning club to join Chelsea. When Chelsea calls, it’s a different calls. Player were happy to even sit on Chelsea bench. When players leave Chelsea, it’s downhill from there. I can go on and on. But today, our partners are now Ipswich, Brighton and some Brazilian leagues with coaches without track records. God bless Roman, God bless Emenalo, God bless Marina and Petre Cech.

@richardajkeys Your hands are simply too hairy for anyone to take you seriously

I think de Zerbi is a very lucky boy. I’m not sure what he’s done to land the Spurs job. Hurzeler has made Brighton better. He’s certainly not in the same class as Conte who, as we know, has already had the Spurs job & failed. So what qualifies him? 🤷‍♂️.

@Da1ndOnlycuz What’s a doggy dog world??

His philosophy ain't built for a relegation scrap, 5 year deal, he'll be gone in the middle of next season & he knows it, he's willing to sacrifice having relegation on the CV for the bag! I hear it, doggy dog world 👀 #thfc #tottenham #coys #Spurs #Spursy

I thought Seth 'Freakin' Rollins had the heist of the century but ROBERTO DE ZERBI YOU NAH 🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 "my man" PAUSE⏸️ 🫢 he's been watching 'The Hustle' on the iPlayer 👀🤭 spotted his mark @SpursOfficial 😬 & now he's going to fleece them 🤑💵💴💶💷💰

@lukestanley03 England to win the World Cup, but change it from FA Cup to the title/champions league I might answer differently

Would you rather see your team win the FA Cup or England win the World Cup?

@rangers72__ @wokingfc

@wokingfc It’s an interesting appointment but I don’t know if he will take Woking as far as Jay Cartwright did

Woking Football Club is pleased to confirm the appointment of Jermain Defoe as the club’s new Manager. ♦️

@SpursOfficial We don’t care anymore, this is what you’re doing to the fans. Read the room you incompetent 🔔🔚s

We are pleased to announce our Men’s First-Team will visit Auckland, New Zealand to kick-off our 2026 pre-season tour 🇳🇿 More details 🔗 thfc.pro/4uXhlfx

@AFTVMedia ‘Injuries’ 😂

Ten senior Arsenal players have withdrawn from their respective national teams at this stage of the international break. 🔴 Regardless of how minor the injuries may be, having them stay at London Colney to recover and regroup could be a massive boost for the run-in. 𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡! 💪

Best goal you’ve ever seen live?

@SkyBet Clive Wilson

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@MIGHTYSPURZ ‘87

What year did you start supporting Spurs ? Me 1977 🤝 #THFC

@spursdaily11 @TEAMtalk Absolute bollocks

🚨BREAKING Sources inside the club are saying that if they can’t find an adequate replacement for Igor #Tudor in the next 2 weeks, #Spurs are considering appointing a player-manager role to one of the senior players. Leadership players include, #Romero and #Maddison. [@TEAMtalk | #THFC]

@thespursweb It’s not Clive Wilson so I don’t care

Well come on then... who is this?

@InvertTheWing ‘Dis is hilarious, you understand, no’

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@KingsyAVFC 🎣

My ideal Villa summer window SELL Buendia- £50million Bailey- £40 million Watkins- £85 million Barkley- £30 million Digne- £45 million BUY Lacroix- £10 million Jaiden Anthony- £3 million Igor Thiago- £20 million Xavi Simons- £15 million Bruno Guimaraes- £25million #AVFC