Mark Marcus Starr

@yourbenpraters Spooky with Halloween just around the corner. See any orbs?

‘Excuse me, where’s will I find kitchen roll?’ ‘Aisle 9, same aisle as spirits.’ ‘Oh, of course.’ (West Swindon Asda)

@mrjamesob He smiled as he did so. Heartless bastard.

It’s a second Watergate.

Police hunt man in relation to Orbital Shopping Park incident dlvr.it/TFKzGl

@fesshole Keen Pilot Inspection. Your rich clients employ one a month on expenses.

I've been an accountant for 5 years now. I haven't a clue what a KPI is but it is mentioned daily. Too high ranking to ask at this point.

@JonGarland49609 how did they get on today?

STOP PRESS!!! 15 returns have just been put on sale for Saturday evening's performance of "Colin From Portsmouth" at Leicester Square Theatre, London. This is the last one of the tour. leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/87364659…

Definitely can recommend this show. Love to the family.

Halloween in few weeks…

Tory leader candidate latest. @mrjamesob @RussInCheshire @RhonddaBryant “No I’m the bottom of the barrel.” “No i am!”

@alison_merry1 @mrjamesob Extreme right you mean.

A lot of very serious analysis awaits but this is all objectively hilarious.

@LBC Just a Mikey Mouse hurricane really.

'I'm not panicked': British family heads to Florida for Disneyworld holiday - despite Hurricane Milton warnings lbc.co.uk/news/british-f…

GAME OFF 🌧️ ❌ We tried everything we could to get it on and 45 minutes ago it was perfectly playable. The weather in the last 30 minutes has sadly ruined it. 🔴⚪️

Someone who buys the Mail each day could save around £700 per year. That’s over twice the annual payments for Winter Fuel Allowance. Just a thought.

Lunch with a view. Sometimes my job gets to nice places.

And they will be excellent. Love to the family

@Exploding_Heads were brilliant tonight in Swindon. The crossover to stage was excellent and very very funny. Love to the family.

In our featured game on Saturday, @FairfordTownFC beat @ReadingCityFC in the FA Vase thanks to a hattrick from Jamal Lawrence Read more below severnsport.co.uk/hellenic-leagu…

@reserves_town close but just offside. Still 1-0 down.

Fairford Town v Reading City - FA Vase - Saturday 21st September 3pm KO - Match Day Programme on sale now -

@JonGarland49609 5-0 win

@marktsstarr any game updates tonight please Mark