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I'm just here for the memes. Go Phils.

Durham, NC Katılım Nisan 2022
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BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
The umpire got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but three times in four innings. And not once did he think, maybe I should find a cup. But the noise he made every time he got hit was the best. And I swear, I’m pretty sure someone said “he’s dead” on the very last one. Funniest shit you’ll see today.
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Maliq Brown Appreciater@markvonpanski·
@StatisticUrban I'm skeptical that the climate gets better the farther north you go in ME and MN. Also, sure, the Gulf has great winters but this really needs a better accounting for just how awful the summers are.
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BuffalOKstate
BuffalOKstate@BuffalOKstate·
If the White House is still making calls to right sports wrongs, I have a suggestion:
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LoLNothingMatters
LoLNothingMatters@DastDn·
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Ellen Carmichael@ellencarmichael

The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged. Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait. To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations. In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted. The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards. Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure. So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve. Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less. Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal. Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.

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RedditCFB@RedditCFB·
European soccer fans keep dragging Americans for suggesting “fixes” to traditions of the beautiful game that are objectively silly (secret clocks). Now the US embraces one of the proudest FIFA traditions (enthusiastic corruption) and they’re still mad?? Make up your minds.
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Maliq Brown Appreciater@markvonpanski·
@Elinus7 @BuffalOKstate Rutgers has never been in the ACC Swap them and Louisville. Louisville has big East history but they fit into the ACC well, both culturally and geographically
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C L 82@huskyfan10000·
@markvonpanski @BuffalOKstate Lol, no thanks! Excluding hockey they have one of the most hapless athletic departments in the country.
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Maliq Brown Appreciater@markvonpanski·
@ellencarmichael Or way simpler explanation: Americans are (rightly) not used to used to the idea that you can be ejected *and* suspended for what might not even get you a flagrant 1 foul in basketball.
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Ellen Carmichael
Ellen Carmichael@ellencarmichael·
The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged. Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait. To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations. In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted. The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards. Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure. So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve. Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less. Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal. Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.
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FRED RICK
FRED RICK@FredR1q·
"Referee: Red card. Balogun: That's harsh. Fans: Check VAR. VAR: Decision stands. Bro skipped customer care, escalated straight to FIFA Premium Support, got the President involved, and turned a football match into the world's biggest 'Let me speak to the manager' complaint. "Next headline: FIFA to review my Sunday league yellow card from 2017." Football Manager career mode has officially become real life." 💀⚽🔥
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Trump on Balogun: "I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports ... that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction ... this referee, who is a little bit suspect if you check his past. He made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."
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Here we are
Here we are@VWHORUSHD·
@politicalmath Last night, they gave Mexico 11 minutes of stoppage time to tie it up with England (when the second half clearly had very few delays) & no one batted an eye. This is just your garden variety anti-Americanism.
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PoIiMath
PoIiMath@politicalmath·
So you're telling me that, in soccer, playing with all the members of your team is considered cheating? Is this like those offsides rules that no one understands?
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EJ
EJ@ejmichele·
a stanley cup champion’s draft board looking like this is kinda fuckt up when you think about it
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
That was not the definition of a red card.
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
maybe more americans would be interested in football/soccer if refs let players like Haaland play the game instead of rewarding floppers
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time
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Alex Coffey
Alex Coffey@byalexcoffey·
Four Frenchmen skipped work to be here for the World Cup. “There’s nothing Italian about [the hoagie]. But it was so good" “We had what you call Cheez Whiz. It’s not cheese, but it was good” "He’s like ‘Go Birds.’ I thought he meant pigeons or seagulls" inquirer.com/soccer/world-c…
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Carolina Hurricanes
Carolina Hurricanes@Canes·
What else does he have to do?
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Shaft
Shaft@dkirk1994·
Probably the best pic I’ve seen come out of the parade
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Paul 🇺🇸
Paul 🇺🇸@pauloffstage·
@ginger_caniac Funny how you think anyone outside of Carolina doesn’t think this is a fraudulent run
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