Mark Robert Wilson

I once accidentally opened a package meant for my dad thinking it was mine. It was a giant dildo. I threw it in the bin and coverered it with 2 bags of rubbish to save us both the embarrassment.

The boy has his dads moves! twitter.com/samwhitpe/stat…

Hi @RayClem1 any of your #Golf followers - please get in touch with @jowils0 for just a small donation you could sponsor a hole on 21/17/8 #GolfDay for @ProstateUK please get in touch and help beat this disease that affects #1in8Men

What a round⛳️ twitter.com/mcflyharry/sta…

Edge of the seat / bloody rude yanks 😡@TommyFleetwood1 awesome round! Be great to PuttOUT prizes for @WilsonJimbob Captains day prize @ChesDowns @ProstateUK #1in8men twitter.com/puttoutgolf/st…

@golfmaniacjack you are amazing! Congratulations on such a fantastic achievement raising £3,775 for @ProstateUK twitter.com/vipgills/statu…

@ProstateUK getting real now @golfmaniacjack Golf Day 19th September @ChesDowns #comeplaysupport

Come on Arsenal. #AFCvCCFC

Off to see the mighty Gooners. Going with the biggest AFC fan my son James. Happy 13th Birthday for Monday. #AFCvCCFC

Seen on tv

At the darts#180

Officially the start of the festive period. Watching Elf #comedygold