Mark Shaha

@Naomikibandi Vipindiree 😂😅😂😂

“Tumerudi kwenu watu wa nyumbani na unyenyekevu bila kiburi kuwaomba msamaha”-Isaac Mwaura goes back to his Kiambu residence after 3 years with gifts and apologies.

@KyaloIntel This is what smelling the coffee looks like. Time kugraduate from std 3 to std 4. 😂 😂

Kapseret MP Oscar Sudi says the ruling UDA Party has accepted the outcome of the Ol Kalou parliamentary by-election, insisting the party respects the will of the voters. Sudi also credited the Mt. Kenya region for President William Ruto's 2022 election victory and cautioned against calls to remove leaders from the region who are serving in government, saying they should not be punished over political differences

@ahmednasirlaw Ni soprano wetu, si wenu. Ni sisi tuu tuko na ruhusa ya kumchokoza. You do not have. Well fight you for our soprano 😂. Soprano is only a family fight - amongst bros. Wewe si bro - ngamia wewe 😂.

He adds nothing useful to any ticket. He is a dwarf in multiple senses. He is lightweight in more than one way. He is liability personified. He is well past his sell by date. He is a dead stock. He is dead as a dodo. His Mt. Kenya people ridicule and loathe him...and rightly so. He is a political freeloader taking complimentary ride at the back of his Boss. President Ruto MUST LET HIM GO!

@NjeriBt 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

The 60k registered voters who did not come out to vote are Ruto supporters. Watch Ol Kalou in 2027.

@ahmednasirlaw Yet you still support the transformative agenda of wsr. Smh.

Goons can march like this only with the express support of state authority. I have it said it before and I can repeat it again that goons in most parts of Kenya are under the Express control the PS Office of President.

@bosveryaaaaaaaa 150

kalem ve kağıt kullanmadan çözmek imkansız ! x kaçtır ?

@LegacySiu Mesut ozil

Can you guess the goalscorer? Level: Impossible

@GunnerPuls Rio Ferdinand

A famous footballer in his younger days. Guess the player? Level: Hard🔥

@Ronieutd Yourri Djokaef

Je vois Zinedine Zidane... Devinez l'autre joueur Niveau : IMPOSSIBLE

@pallnandi Which year are you talking about ? Marriage in the 60s? Maybe. Definitely not today.

Your wife should be the first person to know your plans, your struggles, your debts, and your wins. As a husband, your first instinct should be, “I need to tell my wife.” If you fall, she falls with you. If you win, she celebrates with you. If you fail, she should be the first to comfort you. That’s what marriage is about.

@Lightcasttvke Uongo. Na kwa nini wewe huchapwa na ma goons wa Simba arati hivyo ? Unakimbishwa Kama fala ...

"I was a technician at the Kenya Air Force, and my boss was the late Francis Ogolla, he was my base commander. Natembeya is a fake commando, I am the real trained commando!"~MP Didmus Barasa

@UTDMael Claudio Cannigia

Argentina all time best team Name a center forward who fits the missing position Very hard👽

@Maryian96 From what I have seen of my kiuk relas who have married outside - especially luhyas - who are good people, your fathers statement carries even more wisdom now. Marriage ya life ( 35 plus yrs ) marry your community.

Before my Dad died he had in one time told me never to be married outside my tribe can that be counted as a curse and if i happen to ignore it can it affect me?

@Dennis_Itumbi02 You are lying sir.

Under Gachagua, Malala the D/party leader is now demanding Sifuna be given the DP position. BUT THEN, Uhunye has endorsed Matiang'i and SKM ticket. MEANING? It's OVER for them. Gachagua agreed but demands 30% share. Karua, Natembeya, Wamalwa & others have disagreed with this.

@dirhamspula You are shaving against the grain causing ingrown hairs which causes these bumps. Let your beards hairs grow out first, then shave in the direction of hair growth only.

Is shaving making this worse, or is that just a myth?

@Dennis_Itumbi02 @KindikiKithure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As we speak, DP Hon. @KindikiKithure is the Mountain Kingpin. 80% more popular than Gachagua.

@omwanba_ Some do. And boy do they enjoy ! Some even fall in love - especially if you are a regular. But they are good at hiding it.

Do prostitute enjoy sex too or they don't even have sensitivity down there

@ivymuthe @KyaloIntel If you have money, hata hiyo nywele ngumu inafeel ni Kama massage ....

We don’t have a problem with Nyewele ngumu men marrying Somali girls, but sorry, our religion does not permit it.

@ivymuthe Even I as a man, would not advise you to go ! Look at those veins, then the feet, you are working with 14+ inches .. can you handle ? Methinks not ....

This is the guy who sent me fare for this weekend, but I don’t see myself going

@DavidNdii Muchogu kariuki - that's easy to explain to this oxford executed economist that you can afford unga at 200 easier than at 130 .. your net income with unga at 200 is higher than your net income with unga at 130.

Walk me through how people could afford more when unga was Sh200 than at Sh130