🇲🇽 Rafa Marquez's Burner

@Dexerto Yea he’s cooked 😂😂😂

Detectives revealed new evidence in ChudTheBuilder's attempted murder case, including: - Weapons - Body armor - Bulletproof vest - Plane ticket to Istanbul

@pootsobotka If he had courtside people would call him a champagne socialist

I’m crying bro thought he was getting free courtside and they put his ass next to his free grocery store on 7th Ave

@LightmodeIsha @HiemalUnica Lying and lying about rape are not the same either

@HiemalUnica lying and rape are not nearly the same 😭😭😭

i gotta delete Instagram man

@TouchlineX @okdobleamarilla It won’t stop time wasting but it would definitely make the game feel like they played 2 45 minute halves instead of 45 minutes + whatever bs they come up with

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: MLS are proposing STOPPING the clock during game interruptions in order to combat time-wasting. IFAB are already analyzing the proposal. — @okdobleamarilla

@NobletStrength @florianederer You are paying for this view to watch 2 trash teams. That stadium is gonna be empty asf

@florianederer And people say the tickets are overpriced.

We have a new record. Cabo Verde vs Saudi Arabia $6.94

@DanielDiMartino Trump quite literally thinks he’s god or equal to god so I really dgaf about this

He thinks he is Roosevelt but he would have been on the other side of the war that made Roosevelt who he was.

@atleast5charact @feelsdesperate @redsteeze Name 3 of hitlers extermination camps.

@feelsdesperate @redsteeze

Mamdani is unlocking levels of performative narcissism from a municipal politician that were previously unthinkable.

@433 @MarioCortegana Who invites their manager to a party that’s so awkward 😂😂

🚨 Dani Carvajal has invited the Real Madrid squad and some staff members to a 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 today. 🍽️ Álvaro Arbeloa is not among those invited by the Real Madrid captain, reports @MarioCortegana 👀

@zectrillionaire @Awk20000 Then make a grilled chicken and rice bowl with veggies

@Awk20000 I will never take diet/food advice from someone who looks like Caleb. Sorry. Deli meats are class A carcinogens anyway. 'Pack a sandwich so you can die of colon cancer before you retire' No thanks.

Caleb Hammer on those paying $20 per lunch to get fast food “Pack a sandwich”

@HamskyHbb Lowkey if he said the only way to get out of a stop loss is to say you’re gay or pregnant I would’ve been like hell yeah I’m gay and avoided all that awol shit

He thought his military service was over, but the government disagrees! 💔

@30GotNext He wants to be American so bad omg 💀😭

He’s so corny 😭❤️

@GacConservadora He was so based

Mexican president Cardenas, an elementary school dropout guerrilla hitman, served Stalin in Spain, Khrushchev in Cuba, worked for the KGB since 1961, was condecorated by Soviets on 3 occasions; helped Mao and Brezhnev as ambassador for world communism during the sinosoviet split.

@futbolquaters Messi is of Italian descent

Name an Italian that has played for Fc Barcelona Very hard.

@kknthony @7ucaa “Portugal”

@7ucaa Brasil abaixo de Alemanha, Bélgica, Croácia e Holanda.

Como descobrir que alguém não assiste futebol desde 2018:

@AmericanTiIDeth “Leftists”

VIDEO OF THE TWO LEFTISTS SHOT UP A MOSQUE IN SAN DIEGO COMMIT SUICIDE

@ESPNInsights ESPN has 0 shame

Victor Wembanyama (22 years, 134 days) passes Lew Alcindor (22 years, 352 days) as the youngest player with 40 points and 20 rebounds in a playoff game😲

Trump has endorsed Ken Paxton for US Senate in Texas. Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was God’s plan, and gave a child sex abuser only a 60-day jail sentence.

@CryptoMikli Kevin O’Leary spends his lunch all alone btw

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

@kthejutokes Everything about Israel looks so fake and forced. Such is the propaganda of that small nation

can you really argue ‘artists don’t represent their governments’ when your split screen has more flags than people

Eu so abri o tiktok e essa foi a primeira coisa q me apareceu