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THIS GIRL, "It’s so hard being gay in America" 😬😅

The first female Doctor played by Jodie Whittaker's line looking a bit sad. RIP Doctor Who

Roswell, stripped to facts: a debris field, a bad headline, and a story invented decades later. It’s actually kind of amazing when you strip Roswell down to what was really reported at the time. The “granddaddy” of all UFO stories turns out to be a thin, directly contradicted account of nothing more than a small debris field - the kind of thing people today would instantly recognize as balloon wreckage. In early July 1947, rancher Mac Brazel and his young son came across scattered debris on his property - rubber strips, foil, paper-backed tape, and lightweight sticks spread over a field. They didn’t think much of it. Later, Brazel and his wife went back out, gathered some of the material, and still found nothing remarkable about it. Brazel eventually reported it, and the Army sent two officers - Jesse Marcel and Sheridan Cavitt - out to the ranch. The three of them walked the debris field and collected what they could. There was no craft, no structure, no bodies - just fragmented debris. Marcel would later describe it as unusual, but at the time he raised no such claims, while Cavitt consistently maintained then and later that it was simply balloon material. Back at the base, before the material had even moved far up the chain of command, a public relations officer issued a press release stating that a “flying disc” had been recovered - a characterization that appears to have come from the base commander and was based on incomplete information. Within hours, that statement was withdrawn, and the debris were, at the time, identified as a weather balloon and transferred to higher command. And that was the beginning, middle, and end of Roswell in 1947. Then, more than 30 years later, Marcel gave an interview that ended up in the National Enquirer, where he didn’t describe a craft, didn’t report bodies, and didn’t claim anything like a spaceship - just some unusual debris he said was very light, unusually strong, and had a few strange markings. That single, decades-later recollection of one debris field - directly contradicted by the only other firsthand account and the original rancher’s description - is the entire foundation of the most famous UFO story in history. That’s Roswell. No craft, no bodies, no mystery in 1947 - everything people think they know about it came later.

CSU Professor O'Quinn: "As a Iesbian, I got plenty of girlfriends with PENlSES, okay?"

🚨 Reagan’s Secretary of Energy John Herrington reportedly cried everyday after being briefed about UFOs, per Hollywood director who spoke with him “I had to be briefed and I lived in an underground facility in West Virginia for months and every night after they would brief me I would cry myself to sleep. This is not the world I thought I brought my daughters into. Aliens are real, they are here, and I’ve seen them.”

“We wouldn’t want your tiddies falling out of your shoes.” This is the best commentary I’ve ever heard.

Who knew that John Cleese was actually the racist Basil Fawlty character he played onscreen?