Jeff Marshall

I’m all done working at X. 👋🏽

@sunnysideofang I hate them. It’s impossible to clean gunk out of the scrub daddy sponge itself.

are scrub daddy’s that great

#Succession new trailer

@Stacey_Conti I'm so sorry, Stacey. 💔❤️

I lost my mother this week.💔 In the midst of much personal & professional loss, I'm reminded compassion & kindness are defining characteristics of #OneTeam My former team, current team & new mgt gave me the gift of support, food, flowers, coverage but most importantly time.TY!

@nedsegal Yep. I screwed up and didn’t have sea salt at the house. Somehow we powered through and managed to eat cookies nonetheless.

@marshalljeff I don’t see the salt but they look 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Tis the season, @nedsegal. The recipe has been elevated to laminated status in our house, so you know it’s a winner.

@nedsegal Nice and chunky

@marshalljeff Yes! Send pics.

Love my doggo.

My heart is broken for all the amazing people let go by Twitter. Special love for my CrossInstall family. I am here to support each of you. Please let me know how I can help (references, connections, embarrassing photos of @arnaudpilpre). ♥️💔

@Alyssabean4531 @Alyssabean4531 💔💔I have truly loved working with you. You made my life and everyone's on the team better, easier, happier, and simply more fun. I will dearly miss working together.

@sunnysideofang 👍🏻

I don’t like when people “thumbs up” things. I want them to “heart” things.

@nedsegal @Twitter Thank you @nedsegal! It was a pleasure working with you these past several years. Thank you for how you brought in our team and treated them so well. And thanks for the cookie🍪recipe! It's now a staple at my house during the holidays.

Thursday concluded 5 years @twitter. I’m grateful for the opportunity to have worked with such an incredible group of people building the world’s town square for all of our stakeholders. The work isn’t complete, but we made meaningful progress.

@chickering1923 So cool that you have that!

The first program I ever wrote.

@CNN pulling no punches.

@Alyssabean4531 Congrats Alyssa!!

@CitizensBank @AskCitizensBank Unbelievable. They will not send me a check and close my accounts (that I never opened; they bought accounts from HSBC). Told me there is absolutely no one at the company that can help me. No way to give me my money.

@CitizensBank Unbelievable. Worst customer support experience I've had. They bought my account from HSBC, and now will not send me my funds. The manager I spoke with said "there is no one at the bank who can help you" in response to my probing on who can help send me a check.

@JacobDJAtkinson I need to try this game. Brilliant.

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

@Alyssabean4531 @iamlaurenliao I'm glad to see everyone survived.