Raul Martinez

@iam_johnw @byrdupp

Knicks fans after paying their 4000 rent bill for a 1 bedroom for May while watching Mikal bridges brick the game winner

Absolutely nobody at all: Fast and Furious movies:

Viste “Los Juegos del Hambre” y te pusiste del lado de la resistencia. Viste “La guerra de las galaxias” y te pusiste del lado de la resistencias. Viste “Matrix” y te pusiste del lado de la resistencia. Cuando es ficción entiendes la tiranía, la opresión y el despotismo. Pero te niegas a verlo en la realidad en la que vives.

@nikebasketball @wemby On this planet or out in the universe, Wemby defends.

And like Miley Cyrus said: “I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

Well, it is 5 o'clock somewhere. @DeptofWar

Telling my girl it’s time to go cause the game about to come on

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

The U.S. government has to refund $166 billion in tariffs, PLUS interests. Trump said he would be paying Americans checks from tariffs and eventually even replace the income tax. So now not only are you not getting DOGE checks after he cancelled DOGE, you’re not getting tariff checks and paying the interests back on tariffs collected. And you are also paying $2 billion a day for Trump and Netanyahu’s war in Iran. And you are paying on avg $4 per gallon gas and inflation is rising again. The lack of humility and understanding the struggle of regular Americans is astounding to me. Trump and his lackeys demand loyalty and name call and bully yet Americans struggle more and more.

When your girl get a lil drunk and starts telling everyone about you eating her ass with ranch

@oklahowa @FantaKidJoV @jvel_05 @byrdupp 💀💀

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

You made your bed, now lie in it, bitch.

He got the Strait closed, disrupted the entire global economy, exploded gas prices, wrecked our alliances, killed thousands of innocent people including young girls at a school, depleted American missile stockpiles, degraded our Middle East military bases, and destroyed America’s global standing only to get the Strait reopened on Iran’s terms and potentially give them $20 billion. The art of the deal!

Trump announces he is "permanently opening" the Strait of Hormuz.

AMAZING!! $51 BILLION DOLLARS later, we are back to where we were on February 28. WINNING!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

A reading from the Book of Tarantino

So this is how it all went down…

Meanwhile, this is your husband.