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@LucyGoBag @monzo Any post, don't open and just write on it not known at this address and put in post box?

Hey @monzo interesting situation where someone has registered all their monzo bank statements and cards to our address (they don’t live here). You say we can’t do anything because you can’t discuss it with us. It’s a pickle 🥒

@renabaddie_ I presume you are meaning colour?

Read very carefully !!!!! And look Closely before before You answer

@AlexHynes Cannes?

OK folks, am looking for a train-related recommendation. Where’s the nicest beach accessible by train from London please? 🚂

@lewispringle Since Betty's Hot Pots took off?

I know the Rovers has been a TARDIS for 65 years, but since when has the kitchen been that size?? #corrie

@JoshFG That's Quackers!

This is what 20,000 ducks looks like! Thank you to Rotary Club of Hebden Bridge for organising the UK’s largest duck race and raising thousands for local charities. Brilliant

@catsareblessing That's a crisp, not a chip!

Reaction of the cat who didn't like the chips because they were spicy. 😂

@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall This would of been better made after Starmer leaves office.. with the title, insinuating things won't get better? ... Perhaps in balance you should do a series [Insert PM name]: Where did it all go wrong?

"They consider themselves educated progressives, they call MAGA & Reform radicalised - I think online life does that to people of all stripes" @lewis_goodall responds after receiving 'sh*t' from online Starmer supporters for his Ch4 doc ‘Keir Starmer: Where Did It All Go Wrong?’

Trump's Iran Downfall

@StephenMulhern The gallery and cameras. In fact I have, but would like to show the things to students

I spend a lot of time backstage on TV shows… if you could have a proper look behind the scenes, what would you want to see most?

@IainDale Bit of a change

How on earth does the sacking of Scott Mills become the lead item on the BBC One O'Clock news. I know the BBC loves nothing more than to obsess about itself, but is this really a bigger news story than what is going on in Iran or energy prices?

@ST0NEHENGE Nice to see they have successfully moved the stones forward an hour

Sunrise at Stonehenge today (30th March) was at 6.47am, sunset is at 7.37pm ☀️

@BRIANMA46832210 @BBCBreakfast I believe, they are paid by the Met Office as they are professional meteorologists.

@BBCBreakfast Nonsense,overrated fem that was salaried far too much at license payers expense!📺🇬🇧

'We are going to rename it the Carol Kirkwood weather site' RHS Garden Wisley has renamed its weather station in honour of Carol Kirkwood as she prepares to leave #BBCBreakfast after more than a quarter of a century bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@SeabrookCrisps Gloucester cheese.... What about Wensleydale?

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@narindertweets They expected the hecklers as the graphics were ready to go

Nigel Farage was heckled in London yesterday. His response was that unlike other Political parties, he welcomes all. Now this is a lie. They banned me from their party conference in Birmingham last year.

@ST0NEHENGE Ah, I see they managed to move the stones forward an hour 🧐

Sunrise at Stonehenge today (29th March) was at 6.49am, sunset is at 7.35pm ⛅️

@AdrianFaiers @KemiBadenoch Privatise the extraction and refining from the North Sea

Yes, EXISTING North Sea extraction produces net tax (decreasing as fields are depleted). For NEW fields (taking years to develop) revenue due will never exceed tax allowances, @KemiBadenoch. Nor will they increase energy security without more government intervention. #BBCLauraK

@kmacraeplockton Taxes don’t only just pay for benefits 🙄

Kemi Badenoch is right, we can’t continue to raise taxes to fund benefits forever. #bbclaurak

BadEnoch "let start drilling for oil & Gas in the North sea" How long does it take to drill an oil/gas well, from start to oil/gas coming on line? 1 day, a few weeks, a few months? Do we oil companies have drilling rigs just standing around around doing nothing? #bbclaurak

#bbclaurak 🧐 drilling in the North Sea will take time. That is not a quick fix.

Nobody knows what the plan is not even Trump knows. It changes day by day how can you plan for a probability that can’t be worked out yet because it’s not definite. The Ukraine invasion was more predictable this this car crash from Trump. #bbclaurak