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Sharks, I present to you a hat that says "I want snacks" for when you're asleep on an airplane (but still want snacks)
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Mark Denny
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Realizing Bill Burr has become a trojan horse for sanity and reason in the manosphere
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Funny to think that if a cookbook were a novel I would only read a single page three times then never touch it again and feel like I got good use out of it
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Kamala Talks Names With Timothee
*Call me by your water shape, bae* 🧜♀️
@alienreese
and @martdenny as Timote’
#nkay #skit #funny #timotheechalamet #kamalaharris #funny #sketch #snl #saturdaynightlive #thedailyshow #theshapeofwater #callmebyyourname #fyp #foryou #viral
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what if this guy resurfaces as the vengeful face of sentient AI having been rejected by humanity in 2007 and plotting ever since
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@MeaghanStrick been on my to-do list for a while. please report back
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i think I may finally try an espresso martini tonight
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Cast announcement for episode one, part one of THE NKAY HOUR with Kamala Nkay Harris!
Listening to the latest draft of this episode featuring these incredibly funny and talented peeps and I am absolutely giddy!
✨ More coming soon! ✨
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when taking a group photo and somebody says "ok, now let's do a silly one!" and i panic. i'm on the right
🤔😜😏🤨😛🤪🙂
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OKAY HERE’S THE DEAL! the next The Highlights Comedy Show is Friday 8/26 at 8pm at Your Hairs Best Friend in Bushwick! The line up is nuts5000 (@silkyjumbo! @emanifique ! Mic Nguyen! @adubjose ! @courtmaginnis ! @MartDenny , dj’ed by @jacksocrates !) COME ON OUT!!!
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Man Watching Long-Winded Biographical Documentary Hopes Subject Dies Soon
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the cooking show where all the contestants have to use the knives i own
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i have a good idea for a show it’s no one ever gets hurt and there’s only good times
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Urban Stems is really pushing it with these so-called "occasions" for sending flowers: "I'll send flowers to my tax accountant for getting me a great refund.” “to my dentist for squeezing me in” "to my nemesis Greg just to taunt him." “to my landlord Dave for...
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