Martha Elizabeth Piper

is this tier 4?

Post-covid festivals are going to be so strict aren’t they? I’m not gonna bother. If I can’t be mash up on benzo fury what even is the point of the Chelsea Flower Show???

off you pop pet

My friends > yours

shall we all start clapping again, to lift the mood?

Sometimes I think about how much I hate men and then I remember Mathew McConaughey exists with that southern accent and those perfect teeth

This is Britain in a nutshell 👇

@alicetodd_ Very true, I’m starting to feel the same about Heather too, just as bad.

@marthapiper_ Christina - she gets too much air time. Atleast with Davina it’s 2 mins of the ep and not 20 !!

I can’t decide who I hate more, Davina or Christene #SellingSunset

I’ve decided, it’s Christene #SellingSunset

Glad they all arrived safely. After all, all lives matter, right?

Oh my god

Hello August, Let’s try this again.

I wish I had even a tenth of @jvn’s energy and spirit

Remember life is beautiful. We can all find the beauty in anything and everything. I challenge you to do one kind thing today. take a moment to do one small thing for someone else in an act of kindness. ❤️

@alicetodd_ I feel we’ve been personally attacked here

@ScottishPower how do people get problems resolved if you have no customer service team on the phones?