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This is a false ‘bot’ flag. @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK My case was escalated but I haven’t heard back. Please help me secure my tickets before they are sold to someone else. The show is in 2 days!! I can provide any proof of ID needed. Thank you! Ticket # 74292215

@TicketmasterCS @Ticketmaster I need an emergency human review. My tickets for Muse this Friday at O2 Brixton were cancelled for "bot use." I am a real person, used one device, and have been a customer for years. Please stop the cancellation! Ticket # 74292215 #Ticketmaster

Someone explain to me how it is customer centric for @btsport to hold the rights to #LIVLEE but decide not to show it because of the #ucl clash, yet @SkySports can only broadcast it in full at 90 mins! It’s a joke - either show the game or let someone else. #Fansfirst

Anyone else frequently have their autocorrect change “think” to “rhino”? Can be problematic when promising a colleague that you’ll “have a think”… 🦏

Morello, Springsteen and Vedder singing AC/DC - can there be any more rock in a single track?? 🤘🏻 open.spotify.com/track/30BltpTt…

Roy Keane appears to be turning into a teddy bear #SHULIV

Everything you ever wanted to know about British culture 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 whenisthepubopen.co.uk #lockdownroadmap #COVID19

⁦@GiveMeSport⁩ so sitting down and having some guy run at you from behind is a red card, but a potentially career-ending knee-high scissor-kick is absolutely ok because it was fractionally offside? #beautifulgame #varsical ⁩@LFC⁩ apple.news/Akpah2R04SuWy0…

Why do people pluralise lists and refer to alternate universes? Example: “the Gerrards and Lampards of this world”. How many Gerrards and Lampards are there, and do they also exist in other universes? How can we possibly know?? #mindblown

Just had to ‘force quit’ the Microsoft Error Reporting app. #Meta

@BBCNews⁩ does a fantastic job of fact-checking. Have you noticed that most of their fact-check articles are mixed with true and false claims, but the Trump ones are exclusively “not true”? Has this guy ever said anything credible in his life??? bbc.co.uk/news/election-…

Scissor challenge above the knee and the officials are talking about offsides and penalties!??? In play or not, that’s a red #EVELIV

So, @lotusbiscoffUK created a biscuit, then created a blended biscuit spread from those biscuits... THEN put that spread between two of the original biscuits to make a sandwich biscuit! This is absolute #biscuit utopia and needs applauding at every opportunity. Mind blown. 🤯👏🏻

@BBC6Music Daniel sherry

Reply to this tweet by closing your eyes and typing Daniel Avery

@Line6 any tips on using the Spider II 212 amp with a pedal board? There’s no effects loop and I want to use the amp distortion with a loop station pedal.

You’ll. Never. Walk. Alone. 🏆 twitter.com/LFC/status/127…

Kitchen capers: why do veg oil bottle tops never last the lifetime of the oil? Has anayone ever got to the end without the bastard string not snapping off midway through???

For the first time in human history every single one of us is on the same side. Yet there remain a select few who insist on fostering tension and division. #BeKind #MindYourOwnBusiness apple.news/A_TqOMo9JRlKvG…

@empireofthekop Konchesky

Who do you think was our worst-ever signing? I'll start. I'm a fan of Italian football, and had high hopes for Mario Balotelli's move to #LFC. Daft, I know, but I wanted him to succeed so bad! Who would be YOUR worst signing? ⬇️

@Carra23 tenor.com/view/robertson…

If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures.