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Excellent taste, world-class topping, unpleasant bits of cornflake, keeps himself to himself.

@NickRoche Save it, Nick. 😃

YOU KNOW THE SONG

@wholly_unholy @danhett Yeah I need to do that. That’s where I was when I decided to play Hades and Animal Well, and I’d totally forgotten.

@danhett I got through 99% of that game with a healthy amount of challenge, then the final boss of the Alan Wake DLC was just too hard for me and I couldn't be bothered so I turned on invincibility so I could see the ending. I had exactly as much fun and challenge as I chose to have.

@danhett Control is amazing, and any way to let people enjoy that world is A Good Thing. Especially because if you’re trying to play the story quickly there are a couple of brutal difficulty spikes.

@jonsopel If only Sunak had governed like his bookending speeches might have suggested. It might have been bearable.

Pitch perfect speech by @RishiSunak as he leaves Downing St. A not heavily disguised swipe at some of the bigoted views expressed by Reform. And gracious towards @Keir_Starmer. I do wonder whether it might have been better to campaign in that more generous spirited tone.

@SarahHamstera Irish coffee.

I made a mistake and I went to bed. It's now nearly 6:00 a.m. Do I start drinking or do I have a cup of tea? None of your election snack plans prepared me for this.

@JackDunc1 Once Truss is done, I might finally call it nap time 😴

I have not slept, where's my fellow all nighters? 😵😵😵

@pipsmithe Massive majority for Luke Charters too.

@genkaar The short answer is that it should be done by about 5am, so probably in the next hour.

@MarkFergusonMP I kept the receipts. 😅

Were you up for Grant Shapps/Michael Green/Sebastian Fox?

@MarcSettle For moments like this.

Who’s still up at 3am? Obviously you are if you’re reading this but beyond those working on the election in some form - who is just *up* following the results? #GeneralElection2024

@genkaar Do you want the text file I’ve got with etas for every constituency? (Not a joke 🤓)

Fucking good job, Lib Dems.

@Baconfish Musks fucked it.

@martynpie there's barely anybody here anymore and they've all gone different places so it's fragmented pants.

If you're not watching Nadine Dorries being completely mental on channel 4 - then you're missing out.

@Baconfish Now I’m CRAWLING to the fridge for more booze.

@martynpie also LOOK WHO CAME CRAWLING BACK

@Channel4 I gave it an hour, but Dorries has ruined it. She’s just awful.

"I find that quite a sexist comment, Alastair", Nadine Dorries responds to Alastair Campbell saying "you got to get over Boris Johnson" on #BritainDecides #GE2024 youtube.com/live/fey2cmdOa…

One last Tory interview ... with the utterly ghastly @RosieisaHolt (MP)

@OwenJones84 I wonder how many Tory voters last time would have ticked “to keep Corbyn out”? What matters most right this minute is the choice in front of the country with one viable option: show the Tories that being awful shits will eventually be punished.

So there you have it. People are voting Labour - above all else - to get rid of the Tories. 5% say it's because of Labour's policies. Only 1% say it's because of Keir Starmer's leadership.