Marty “Machine” Schmidtt

What is it like living in this part of Louisiana?

@marczumoff @sixers Please Marc!

Hang on @sixers fans. We are comin’ in for a landing…!

@Arsenal @adidasfootball Why isn’t the premier league gold patch available online?

💬 “It's absolutely stunning!” Enjoy some of the best supporter reactions to our brand-new @adidasfootball 26/27 away kit 🛍️

@LindyTasteful All of this filming for a 2 mile run?

We're in such an incredible time now that laborers spend their midday breaks running through the hot sun for pleasure. Imagine telling this to the masses of peasants

George R.R. Martin is working on the fourth Dunk & Egg novella. “Book four, which George is working on, takes place in a very cool location.” (hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features…)

Que pasa con las entradas!!??

@ripx4nutmeg “I’m gonna spray him” “No, please. Don’t say him. Her!” “Okay, I’m gonna spray HER!”

Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft. Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity.

@GordoDan_ Me pretending my boomer MD knows ball

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@Johnnyblazstfw @XXL Yo that got me, thank you 😂😂😂

@martyschmidtt @XXL Suburban dork behind this post lol

13 years ago today, A$AP Ferg & A$AP Rocky dropped “Shabba” 🗣️

This is how I found out she is biracial. Half Asian Half PAWG

To all the Arsenal fans, thank you for everything, from the bottom of my heart. Once a Gunner, always a Gunner. Leo

Somehow I missed this An Italian dairy just raised EUR10mm by securitizing wheels of aging cheese through an SPV Private credit is reportedly circling the structure next ABF keeps finding new assets... this one ages in a warehouse and occasionally gets eaten lol

@CrusaderChris89 Correct, not until it’s your turn to wait for Winds of Winter.

Never kill yourself

@CaptainCons Insanely gay.

I’m uncomfortable

You’re offered 6M to do a single line of coke, wyd??

@wetsocks Incredible tweet. Just incredible. People are saying it’s the best tweet possibly anybody’s ever seen.

“wow I did not know that Jerry, you’re telling me now for the first time”

@Kurrco Faggot.

A Drake fan teared up after seeing him drive by his car 😭 "I'm bout to f*cking cry... He said it in the song bro, three black suburbans"

@AmericanNstlg I recently bought a Nintendo switch to do this exactly.

Come on loser, let's play GoldenEye