Jake from State Farm

lol Mets

@StuartFeiner @CitiField This is not how you enjoy a baseball game sitting at a bar watching it on TV sucking down oysters and sushi. Grab a dog and a beer and get back to the stands.

Upgraded Vip food at @CitiField

@JasonKrump @BillSimmons You are dumb

@BillSimmons Incredible photo but, unpopular opinion, if your motion takes you off the field of play and you complete the process of the catch in the stands, shouldn't it be a home run?

Baseball is BACK

@voided This video is like 10 years old

This man destroyed a $1 million car on PURPOSE Andy House bought a Bugatti Veyron for $1 million and insured it for $2.2 million A few days later he drove it straight into the ocean near Texas Left the engine running so saltwater would destroy every part of it A random driver happened to be filming because he'd never seen a Bugatti in person The video shows him driving straight into the water No swerving, no braking, nothing His excuse: a "low flying pelican" scared him but there wasn't a single pelican in sight The video hit YouTube with over 5 million views Investigators watched it and charged him with insurance fraud He tried to turn a $1 million car into a $2.2 million check and the only reason he failed is because someone never saw a Bugatti in his life

@vern_gilbert @lookner You are dumb

@lookner Make him pay to rebuild the east wing exactly as it was before he tore it down!

Link to federal judge's ruling stopping construction on Trump's ballroom. Judge says ballroom can be built only if Congress authorizes it, and no existing law gives that authorization. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

@SianSibbon52056 You are dumb.

Sheriff Nanos. I believe in this man. If you think that this man does not know what is going on. You are very much mistaken. Who were the FBI agents who were unidentified questioning a lady and her sister early on.

@LindaHamlett19 @BrianEntin Yes you can.

@BrianEntin Brian, I couldn’t live without your updates!

Day 51 in the search for Nancy Guthrie. I spoke with Sheriff Nanos' former boss and longtime friend -- who is now concerned about the investigation. He explains why here: youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eMCm…

@RaheemKassam @JackPosobiec Please get Mr. Afroman to join @X so we can show him some love.

😎😎😎

@AlyssaRose @NFL This!

Starting the petition right now for next year’s halftime show to be Foo Fighters. Bring up Post to do some Nirvana songs. Please start the planning @NFL

Congrats to the Seahawks It’s baseball time

@TooGooden17 I appreciate you 😘

Your favorite beat writer is trending

@engineers_feed Steely Dan is the better option.

Life tip: Listen to "Bohemian Rhapsody" through your speakers or headphones before you buy them. In terms of instruments and vocals, it has an entire range of highs and lows.

Can’t believe I will never see him again. R.I.P. @BobWeir you legend #bobweir #GratefulDead #bobby

@Hustlediva1 @Mets Omg 😆

@Mets “Roster moves”

We have made the following roster moves.

@nypostsports @JonHeyman

Mets are "very, very much" in the mix for Kyle Tucker but have stiff competition. @JonHeyman

Ordered an entire case of chunky to be sent to the house while I'm at work

@TooGooden17 @AJamesMcCarthy Yo, what are you doing popping into my space feed? Can you shit on the Mets some more? I’m not depressed enough 🙃

@AJamesMcCarthy For those of you curious, I circled Jupiter and Saturn for you.

December 21, 2020: Jupiter and Saturn were right next to each other in the sky. I shot them as they drifted past this massive antennae in Sacramento.

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@tomphillipsin @lookner She’s in no position to make demands.