Manasi

Sally Rooney on Mo Salah. From The Guardian in 2017.

It's absurd how quickly corporate entitlement in the name of "designations" allows people to completely disregard their mediocrity, stop all self-work and assume hollow task-mastering and gyan-cho-fication with an air of shameless superiority.

@TeamKhabib @TheNotoriousMMA alhamdulillah, I’m gonna smash your boy 🤭

You absolute liar You will always try to darken my name, after you got destroyed that night, but you will never achieve that! Yes, good guys don’t do that. They don’t create exclusive digital gifts with real time value, that you can share with your friends and family. Gifts in the shape of Papakha - hat that symbolize traditions and culture of Dagestan people. Traditions and culture that slowly walking over this world, whether you like it or not! Gifts that you can find exclusively on Telegram, greatest messaging platform on the world.

@ManUtd @AndreyOnana I once had a dream that a popular footballer signed a huge deal with a new club but sent his doppelgänger to play instead as a social experiment to see how long would it take for everybody to find out… I think that’s what Inter Milan’s #Onana did. 👋

🧤 @AndreyOnana has completed a loan move to Turkish side Trabzonspor. Best of luck for the remainder of 2025/26, Andre!

Death, taxes and Onana #ManUtd

Just a gal about to do some 🧘🏻‍♀️🤸‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

@BoldMonk_ Peacemaker!

Which shows integrate music in the best possible way with the story? (non OST). Some of my picks

so.... hojlund, garnacho & mainoo go ? Now we need Jonny evans out of retirement and its Christmas 🫨

@narayanshawarma Agent bolo slave nahi 🫠

The stores don't have real customers anymore. Life has come full circle after 78 years of independence. Each of us is a mini-feudal lord and we rent out slaves by the minute for fun.

@menacesingh Hulk hogan ka ghost

Brace! Core tight. Press your heels! Use your legs!

@menacesingh I think Liverpool fans will miss singing his chant more than seeing him on the field ngl

I really rated Luis Diaz. Frustrating at times but he always gave it his all and had his share of moments. Bayern get their player, Diaz gets the wages he wants and Liverpool get a good chunk of money! Wish him nothing but luck, apart from when he plays us 😜

@yashmiadani Congratulations darling! ❤️

Struggling to comprehend the allure of Manchester United football club from a footballer’s POV. If I were a 25 year PL footballer with two working knees, and hamstrings - why I would I want to join Man Utd right now? #Mbeumo

@menacesingh Worse than Alexander Arnold’s

How was Trent’s debut for Real Madrid?

@narayanshawarma @Swiggy 😅😂😂😂

Jab mood ho chiggy-wiggy, order kare only from @Swiggy

@ESPNUK Somebody needs to tell Trent that unlike corners, backtracking statements mustn’t be done this quickly 🫨🫨

Trent quickly backtracked after saying he'd been 'waiting a long time' to join Real Madrid, then clarified he meant just two weeks 👀

@Gonfrixxzz_27 @menacesingh Surely, there is recent nuance. But accruing 66 points over the last 78(!!) games is a very sackable offence imo

@marvelsmanasi @menacesingh What about the injuries he had this season, no starting CB, GK and for so many matches Son out of form this season still won the trophy

Ange sacked. Thoughts?

Oh to be so young, and dumb in love.