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@ModernHeadman @Lindy_nzabe Thing is… the ship isn’t nowhere near SA. Its anchor near Cape Verde - and they are refusing to allow it to dock.

@Lindy_nzabe S Africa is bound by many international laws but nina nicinga DoH Minister was just gonna turn the ship away like that? Same can happen to a S. African citizen on board a cruise ship in foreign soil. Virus isazongena sithanda singathandi

This cruise ship was traveling from Argentina to Cape Verde but the person with hantavirus is taken to a South African hospital😭? Hayi siyalingwa🥴

@Solphendukaa Check the algo… 😂

Sometimes you have to mispronounce words just to be understood instead of being correct . My daughter wants a KFC Burger . The drive thru lady is confused when I asked for a colonel burger . I then said " kholonel burger ". She understood me. Mission accomplished.

@VusumziQondani @KgosiLebere @SizweDhlomo Dafuq is this 😂😂😂

@KgosiLebere @SizweDhlomo Definitely not this one

@FNBSA And when you’ve opened that account, get Stoki.co.za to manage the stokvel. See more than just finance, track the progress,meetings, etc.

Umlazi showed up and showed out. Our FNB Digital Stokvel takeover in Umlazi, Durban proved one thing: when community meets digital innovation, real power moves happen. Tradition. Tech. Together, siyakhula 🩵

@pipe_dev Set Safari as default browser… problem solved

That your project that you think is working, test am on safari.

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Here’s a breakdown… #TLDR

@kaybeekranky @Fokof__ @nomsa_maseko DM me..

@masekobb @Fokof__ @nomsa_maseko Diploma in systems development

@Fokof__ @nomsa_maseko DM me.. I’ll send you my email address

@ms_tourist We need to apply the same logic to private hospitals. Medical aid is expensive right..

This may not bode well with some …

@Kgadi_yaMoloto Lies lies lies…

I’m 35,never been to the beach,never recieved flowers,never had a full face beat,never been on a plane,never been to a vacation and lastly I don’t know how to swim.😭😭😭😭

@NewCreation @ChrisExcel102 Out of interest, why doesn’t your neighbour have internet.

@ChrisExcel102 Where did the money these companies pay to government go? Asking for my neighbour who has no internet connection.

Microsoft invested R25.8 billion in South Africa and Bill Gates is white Amazon is operating in South Africa Jeff Bizoz is white Elon is trying blackmail us using a skin colour because he doesn’t want to adhere to country rules 😭😭😩

Before: Google symptoms → funeral arrangements Now: ChatGPT Health → calm, structured, human explanations Certified vibe-doctor behaviour. No scrubs, just vibes 🧘🏽‍♂️🩺 Vibe coders start your terminals

@MukeshKesa @_Bonga 😂

@_Bonga I propose : - they hold the G20 in Newcastle or poffadder . We give too much prominence to these politicians, - have these g20 meetings at night

If its gonna be like this on the actual day of the G20 then its best to declare that day a public holiday man. Or at least we all work from home.

@Anele The best thing to ever happen to humanity, after double ply toilet paper

Don’t play here!!!

@GomolemoSeruwe Congratulations mfowethu 🎉🎉🎉

11 August 2025🎊🎊🎊

@GomolemoSeruwe 😂😂😂

@masekobb Lama ice tropes wase billionaires avele wa chincher impilo😂😂😂 Dankie Sekos

25 July 2025🎊🎊🎊

Just caught the Friday #AcrossTheDesk podcast with @TheRealClementM on dream interpreters, so fascinating! As someone working on a project at the intersection of tech & African spirituality, it really resonated. Been building: thokozaai.com