Felix 🔵

@jwaweruh hapa itakuwa ngumu

Sidhani Mungu anaeza tubariki hivi. Hapa happiness inaeza tuua ikuwe genocide wallahi.

@thetimwork Dexter Morgan?

Ask your KWS pals about leopards, they are the feline equivalent of Viltrumites and Dexter

@wesleywesonga @masaku_ cheki nyodos buana

@masaku_ @masterchief_F

Remember this? #Avril

@YaneKariuki 😂😂😂

Hiyo story ya Katheu imenikumbusha nilipiga Liverpool kama mbwa home and away hii season

@kiela_w @B3laze haha

@B3laze Charia ungi jamaa ni kama akiandika alikuwa anatokwa na bubbles kwa mapua

hakuna kitu kamaru hakuonyeshwa na wamama

@wesleywesonga @Mastardcesh 😂😂😂

@masterchief_F @Mastardcesh lakini ni poa ya kujua kama jua itawaka utoe gumboot

A BIG WIN TO CONDOM USER'S Can detect STIs like gonorrhea, syphilis. For yeast infections, it turns to white colour For bacterial infections, turns to light yellow. HIV or viruses, changes to yellow. Guess what again, It can accumulate long 'stylus pen'...again, it is anticipated with a good lubricannts,,, inaingia tu shhhhweeh😂😂 It accumates up to half a 20 CC sperms during adjudication. Just 200/= Very cheap and affordable. Was told it has got a good stretching limit. Another added advantage is that, it can't burst during siexs. Very strong and rigid. Our ladies will not be impregnated easily with those leaking sp3rms. This is a very good innovation indeed. Wapi ule Bois wa "Can I test it" 😂 He must visit this Pharmacy and request her to test the condom heheheh

@wesleywesonga @Mastardcesh usikuwe retard

@Mastardcesh @masterchief_F hii ukakula ile type yako inawaka kama disco lights

@wesleywesonga @withAlvin__ 😂😂

@masterchief_F @withAlvin__ my guy huyu bure ukapatana ukiwa mathings na anyamaze mzee unaweza pita na yeye mbaya sana sinakujua

Thailand isn't real! 😲 No way that's a man! 😲😵‍💫

@wesleywesonga @withAlvin__ why are you gay?

@withAlvin__ @masterchief_F huku nikaenda mnaweza pata nilipima kilo na shingo, because of why?

@SomoinaKapeen kuhepuka ama kuepuka?

Fun fact: mwanamke akikutaka atakupata ! Huwezi hepuka!😂😂hata ujiite masculinity coach!

@wesleywesonga @xysist wee mbwa 😂

@xysist @masterchief_F waasema inches in rumours but atleast unadrive

Shortlist everywhere 💀

@IfindRetards @wesleywesonga

Tag a retard

@wesleywesonga @LabRat_ke waah

@LabRat_ke @masterchief_F

@Kebaso__ @KeKirwa haha zii, I've never heard of it

@masterchief_F @KeKirwa Wewe ni disiyai, sindio?

Just popped my eyes kwa simu ya colleague nikaona amenisave "Gregory Nyakinyua" Guys, Nyakinyua is the school we teach at 😭😭

@Kebaso__ @KeKirwa Naivasha wapi?

@KeKirwa Hii Iko Naivasha Mzee

Hivi ndio watu walikuwa wanakuka keki kwa hiyo harusi after chapati vendor failed to deliver chapati on time

Founding Fathers deciding which measurements they will use

Valentine's 2016: single Valentine's 2017: single Valentine's 2018: single Valentine's 2019: single Valentine's 2020: single Valentine's 2021: single Valentine's 2022: single Valentine's 2023: single Valentine's 2024: single Valentine's 2025: single Valentine's 2026: single

This is Manchester Fuckin United.. And this is Carrick Fuckin Ball.. Get innnn

@wesleywesonga @AWholeSalmanPR wanahire?

@AWholeSalmanPR @masterchief_F

That last girl 😍😍