Selias Yukembi

East African dictators sign a bilateral Abduction Cooperation Protocol😌.

LMAO 🤣 “Ladies, here’s a question, if you didn’t have a v*gina, how would you keep your man?” GOLD

@NationAfrica The cojones on this guy, gaddemnit

In a fresh bid to promote these two controversial projects, President Ruto has launched a film competition with a prize fund of Sh40 million for filmmakers and content creators who can depict most compellingly how SHA and affordable housing have transformed Kenyan lives. Read more: zurl.co/fooKE

@RoseEmily494342 @DaniMayakovski These were the real enemies, in fact as the white man was packing they should have followed him back to britain but instead they were given influential positions in government...that is where the rain started beating us

@wesleywesonga @DaniMayakovski House Negros

Esta foto se tomaba un 5 de mayo de 1954, cientos de kenianos son secuestrados por los soldados colonialistas británicos y enviados a un campo de concentración por apoyar la independencia de Kenia. Después de Hitler, los británicos siguieron teniendo campos de concentración en Kenia donde exterminaban y torturaban a los nativos negros.

When time favors you, every road bends just enough to let you through.

Dem anakuomba 2k urgently una mtumia kumbe akona 78k anataka kubuy kitu ya 80k na wewe Ulikua tu na 2500

Luther mwangi is missing for q7 days now and any leads helping to get the child back to the family will be highly appreciated!

Mi nataka upitishe hii kitu haraka juu ndio tutatumia kwa Ruto Sept. 2027

Nottingham wakitrain hio side ingine gusto alikua anafunzwa na sammyro kudance kama austin muigai....so doleful😂

When you go to a lying competition then you meet Ruto as your opponent 😭😭

Me this year calling the president to invite him to my nephew's circumscion ceremony,,Siku hizi jamaa Ako available 24/7

Guys who say SHA doesn't work are not very sincere. Recently, my folk accrued a bill of KES 500K. SHA came through-they made my brothers and sisters contribute money, something they never did before. Hapa nje watu huficha pesa!

@masaku_ @masterchief_F

Remember this? #Avril

Sorry but @Wakabando wins. I almost rigged.

"You can't just post a video and expect people to understand" Kenyans:

KPLC has recruited 450 new Engineers. The jobs were never advertised for competitive recruitment and 418 Engineers are from one community.

Huyu sasa ni wa team gani?

Huyu alienda saloon haina kioo?