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I just watched a latino gentleman crip walk to tim mcgraw at the saloon #culture

@PendleFox_ @MLFootball he’s a professional athlete and you are likely uncomfortable to be around

🚨🚨THIS IS HILARIOUS🚨🚨 Kristin Juszczyk posted that she accidentally booked her husband #NFL All-Pro Kyle Juszczyk a middle seat on a five hour cross country flight. x.com/pahrduve/statu… “I accidentally booked Kyle a middle seat on a 5-hour flight & I'm scared for my life” “I’m not safe after this flight lands. If no one hears from me later you know who it was” “He’s texting me death threat” Kyle is 35 years old, 6 feet 1 inch, and 235 pounds, and has made $50 million in his career. This video is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

dababy is a terrorist

12 years ago Santa Barbara’s news anchor, @JohnPalminteri, pushed my 11 year old sister into the bushes at the #sbfilmfestival to get closer to Bradley Cooper. Hated him ever since. Try a different outfit than a suit #bozo

you should see the way i distribute instagram reels. it’s clinical

bro last night was a minor setback

I’m a level five goblin !!!

im a fan of my mom

where can a mid-sized white boy find danimals these days?

I’m a machine that turns beer into crippling anxiety in under 12 hours

at the pub reading this

@bazonhere my beerussy

I am coors light

@bazonhere I’m listening

@mastercreature2 I’d like a word

if u immediately stand up when a plane lands i think horrible things of you and hate your entire family

as a matter of fact, yes

so many cars i gotta buy a driveway

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i talked to the beerman too much this weekend and i think he’s upset w me 😔

deeply concerning bar