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As promised, the Sappyseals are here to stay! Loyalty worth its weight in ARF @sappyseals @wabdoteth @camolNFT @nik_the_general #SappySeals twitter.com/matckh/status/…

Don’t be nervous, bro. You’re in China, not the UK. Our honor guards won’t yell at you "Make Way" and push you aside. They’ll just go around you.

Social trust in China is unparalleled. In Beijing, this man left their bike unlocked. When he came back 3 weeks later, the bike was still there. Instead, a stranger locked it to a tree and left a note: “Nice bike, rides well. You forgot to lock it. My lock code: 33233” On the back: “After unlocking, please return the lock by securing it to the tree.”

🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING: China official Victor Gao EXPOSES the truth He says: “Humanity must unite to DEFEAT the global Epstein Class, Zionists in America and Israel are evil."

So now @Cobratate won’t stop listening to Chinese music. 🙄

@Cobratate Fr 😂

China loves London it seems. Guess they havnt been recently.

🚨 Andrew and Tristan at the heart of Hong Kong in the middle of the night:

生活即战场。 无论贫富贵贱，都避不开这场仗。 既然都是打，不如打场富裕的仗。

🇭🇰 JUST IN (Hong Kong): Tristan Tate is too kind - he just went into 7 Eleven to supercharge Luc's strict diet. 7D Mangos, Octopus Jerky, Grape Red bull, Fishcake with Cheese, Chinese Cigarette. He's denying ordering it, but it's too late, his secret diet is now public.

RETWEET TO INCREASE THE SPELL

🚨Just In Tate brothers discuss moving to Kong Hong full time 😳🇨🇳

Mind blown: A Chinese quant college student builds an AI swarm engine in 10 days flat, explodes GitHub with 13,000+ stars, and scores $4,000,000 in funding! Introducing MiroFish is the multi-agent simulator that's revolutionizing predictions for trading, PR, and more. What is MiroFish? It's a digital sandbox where thousands of AI agents with individual memories and behaviors interact like a real society. Feed it any scenario (news leak, policy change, or even a classic novel's missing ending), and it simulates crowd reactions, debates, and outcomes to forecast real-world events. The Creator's Story: > In late 2025, fourth-year student Guo Hanjiang coded the core using AI assistants. > It went viral overnight, landing him 30m Yuan (~$4m) from Shanda Group. > He ditched the dorm, started a company, and now leads the charge. Key Applications: .Trading: Input financial news or reports, watch simulated market panics and price swings for predictive insights. .PR Testing: Companies/Politics run draft statements to spot backlash and refine messaging. .Creative Experiments: Loaded a lost-ending Chinese novel, agents role-played characters and generated a logical finale. .Easy setup: Deploy via Docker in minutes with any LLM API key. Pro tip: Simulate something wild like Elon Musk tweeting about Dogecoin 2.0 and spawn agent traders, influencers, and investors, generate real-time video clips of the frenzy to test moonshots or crashes risk-free. Traders are already winning big: Check this one on Polymarket - $120,000+ net profits from spot on SPX 500 bets, powered by MiroFish sims on historical data. His profile: polymarket.com/profile/%40moi… For effortless gains, try Kreo copy trading: Auto-mirror pros like him and ride their edges. Try here: @join" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">kreo.app/@join Add his wallet: [0x17559efac103ac7f361be37ec0b93888d4c55aac] to [t.me/KreoPolyBot?st…] and start track/copy him. Repo: github.com/666ghj/MiroFish

Shark fin soup @peta do something. Fuck that pussy ass shark I ate him before ANY SHARK EVER ATE ME. Top G Top Striker

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🚨 WATCH: Andrew and Tristan Tate enjoys Asian cuisine in Hong Kong while roasting their cousin Luc at the same time 😭❤️

Top G having a blast in Hong Kong🇭🇰

🚨🇨🇳BREAKING: The Tate brothers got a hint that nobody in China would know them, so they went there to find out. Turns out they’re the most loved people on the planet there as well. They literally can’t go anywhere in the world without hundreds of fans coming up to them. 😳