Matthew Morrris

Tough wank. But I got there in the end.

@UTD_Seth001 You need to get a life fella

🚨🎙️| Anthony Gordon speaking to Fabrizio Romano on his future: 🗣️ “If I’m honest, it’s always been a dream of mine to play for Manchester United. Since I was a kid, that was the team I watched the most — the players, the history, the big moments. It’s something that’s always stayed with me.” “Of course, in football there’s always interest from big clubs — teams like Liverpool, Arsenal, and others. When you’re performing, that’s normal, and it’s flattering.” “But for me, Manchester United is different. It’s not just another big club — it’s the club I grew up watching, the one that made me fall in love with the game.” “I’ve played at Old Trafford and honestly, the atmosphere is crazy. The fans are relentless, the noise, the pressure — it’s something every player wants to experience more than once.” “When you step onto that pitch, you understand why so many players dream of being there. It’s not just a stadium, it’s a stage.” “As a player, you always imagine what it would be like to wear that shirt, to play in front of those fans every week, to be part of that history.” “Right now I’m focused on my football and improving every day, but I won’t lie — that dream is still there.” “For me, Manchester United isn’t just an option… it’s something special.” {@FabrizioRomano }

A tribute to Diogo Jota. Absolute class from the lads at Old Trafford. 🕊️

@TunawithaCh That is actually really funny

Shut the fuck up like. Not remotely funny.

Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.

I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

@NidgeHattersSK And been bummed senseless no wonder the cunt can’t walk

Brutally unfair? The bloke is almost 80. Has travelled the world 25x over and has lived the last 50 years as good as royalty. Life might be unfair, but Elton John isn't someone this applies to.

@JudexxBG Just been bummed by looks of it

Seeing Elton John like this is honestly heartbreaking… Life is fragile, and sometimes brutally unfair 😢

@carlyjohnson123 Derby county

Do men still like older woman with natural bodies or ??

Bruno Bruno Bruno

You must be retarded to think there is any other player to ever play this sport better than him

@utd_rios 4

He has two twins???? 😳😳🤯🤯

@jonnyescott Think he’d rather a bump fella

Just wanna give the geezer a cuddle me. Genuinely feel proper bad for him

@AVFCVillano Tell me you got no mates without telling me you got no mates

On a serious note, this needs sorting out now. He needs professional help. He needs friends that won't allow him to get so drunk that he either falls asleep in public, or gets in his car and crashes it again. Sad to see. It's not for enjoyment anymore - if it ever even was.

@RfcMorriston What time is kick off Friday ?

Yesterday saw our Athletic lads play their last league fixture with style and still showing hunger for the game. A convincing win at home brings the season almost to a close. Just one last thing to get done, Vaughan Sound Challenge Cup - FINAL v Gorseinon @ Trebanos – Fri 1st May

What’s the point in running a marathon if you ain’t gonna get absolutely cunted after it 🍺

@BBCSport Mad cunt ain’t got a clue

@dylantaylor84 @British_Airways Yes you can get plenty of water for £20. Stay hydrated mate

My in flight entertainment didn't work the entire 11 hour flight on @British_Airways , so they offered me £20 voucher. 🤣 does that even buy a water these days ?

Tyson Fury is going viral for his hilarious advice to a fan who’s struggling to have his first romantic experience with a lady 💀😭

@FabrizioRomano Class

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌