Jacob Matson

@HoytEmerson theres still time

I haven’t…and will never… Professionally use Spark.

@thinkx i do remember but all those features live on in new packages.

@matsonj Microsoft has products that people are forced to use.. excluding popular products which they acquired.. remember Skype, Yammer, and a few other zombie communications products in between

do people know that AWS was distilled from Microsoft?

@thinkx that is not the case, but they do have bad taste

@matsonj it’s usually preceded by.. “Everything Microsoft touches, dies… like …”

@thinkx thats the bad distillation

@matsonj and Teams from Slack?

@brianbickell @AlexNoonan6 (normal suburban stuff)

@brianbickell @AlexNoonan6 what will be using this truck for? thats classified

You do something that isn't in line with r/personal finance milimeter peter poverty mindset and everyone loses their minds

@eatonphil next time your in seattle pop into the motherduck office to see more of this

Caught a seaplane about to land

@alexdupler @AlexNoonan6 hahaha

@AlexNoonan6 @matsonj If you must get a truck, sell stocks before you take a 1% apr loan, obviously.

@tayloramurphy pros: - car optional, even in small towns - they speak english - lots of parks - golf if you're into it - easy to do a weekend in London cons: - timezone is tough for collab with US collegues - british cuisine - weather can be a bit chilly / wet

@matsonj nice, will add it to the list

my wife and I want to take the family out of Texas for all of July next year. Ideally out of the US, but somewhere with nicer weather and things for the kids to do. any suggestions?

@swe_zach No

Is this the first completely autonomous and unintentional “cyber attack” in history?

@BrockHBriggs @AlexNoonan6 this is one of my favs to make for the fam, always a hit.

@AlexNoonan6 Crème brûlée feels like a dessert derived from first principles

Does anyone have any dessert recommendations for a systems thinker like yours truly?

@ReaperCapital @AlexNoonan6 Elon doesn't want you know those are the original "Mars Men"

@AlexNoonan6 Sour patch kids

@pdrmnvd youtu.be/doo7sye41Ow?si…

@pdrmnvd indeed, all 26 letters of the alphabet and so on

chaining together multiple attack vectors, including using stolen credentials and zero-day vulnerabilities to find a remote code execution path is not even that impressive, all of human knowledge is in the training data

@sethrosen @themgmtconsult I fear the AIs have trained on too many VLOOKUPs for them to know XLOOKUP even exists

@matsonj @themgmtconsult Hahah nice. I had put $5 on a xlookup reference. House always wins

Son, never use "AI" when a VLOOKUP would do.

@sethrosen @themgmtconsult introducing my new eval, "AiLOOKUP" which evaluates how accurately each model is at writing 100s of different VLOOKUP, HLOOKUP, and INDEX/MATCH formulas

@themgmtconsult @matsonj do what you do best

@merm_bot highkey happy for you

@matsonj It’s baller, let me tell you

Literally my life