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@TSA Food for thought.... If pureed in a blender, does the chicken remain chicken (allowed), or does it become a protein shake (probably disallowed)?

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

@TSA @Reeseforsure For easy snacking on the go, can they still be attached to the spit?

@ThaneRivers Mmmmm.....

I need to give you my cock!😈

@AnnaDsays Stole and dyed some of Big Bird's feathers, too.

Lena killed and skinned Elmo for this “look”

LET THE 4TH BE YOUR DEFENSE.

@ThaneRivers 🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️

I need you to drain Daddy’s cock!😈

@ThaneRivers 🔥🔥🔥

Come and press that ass to Daddy’s cock!

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

@VinylsandNylons 🔥🔥🔥

Unfiltered original:

Seeing red 🍒🔥

@beachmamax2 There are free pdf guides for VA native plants here. Should be able to find ideas from the version for your region. vnps.org/virginia-nativ…

Can anyone recommend a FULL sun, heat tolerant, flowering plant w some height that I can put in pots to go around my pool? I already have several Dipladenia & hibiscus that seem to do well, I just want to add more color to go alongside my multiple large lemongrass & fern plants.

@zillaah707 Imagine how many butt cracks have been there. I wonder if they clean it.

Why? They better not have me sitting out here in the whole open hallway in a gown wtf

WOW: The Lobster district only voted Yes by 0.3% despite being Harris +7. Dummymander incoming?

5 districts in Virginia now start in this circle… Tentacles from DC reaching across the state.

Yeah, @elonmusk

@danicamckellar @USC @latimesfob Maybe owner of a chain of stores selling fishnet tights and gogo boots?

What do you think Winnie Cooper would be doing at 51? 🥰 Finish this: "I think at 51, Winnie would..." . . I'll go first! I think she would be writing fun math books to inspire kids... and be speaking about her 12th book at 2pm at @USC for @latimesfob this Saturday! 😁 . . Your turn! . . @mckellarmath #WinnieTheMathWhiz #TheWonderYears

@danicamckellar @USC @latimesfob Maybe a professor of history in Paris?

💯 Jennifer Newsom Represents Everything Wrong with Democrats’ Outreach to Young Men nationalreview.com/2026/04/jennif…

@Chris2Rue That's a very lovely shade!

Pearlescent pink!

@Matt_Pinner From what I've heard an ovarian cyst rupture is pretty bad.

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

NEW 🔴 U.S. Border Patrol apprehended four British nationals after they crossed illegally into Maine from Canada through a remote area. The individuals were identified as Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh. @BillMelugin_